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Darkside

Post subject: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 7:43 pm

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As a budding amateur psychologist, tell me your troubles. I'll fix everything.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:08 pm

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I'm not a Dr but I'll take a look.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:15 pm

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That Swedish chick getting nominated for a Nobel Prize got me all hot n bothered.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:16 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

That Swedish chick getting nominated for a Nobel Prize got me all hot n bothered.

Her being nominated did or her elfish looks got you so?

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:18 pm

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pittmike wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

That Swedish chick getting nominated for a Nobel Prize got me all hot n bothered.

Her being nominated did or her elfish looks got you so?

It's a mixed bag for sure but the important thing to remember is that I'm upset as fuck.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:19 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

That Swedish chick getting nominated for a Nobel Prize got me all hot n bothered.

Have you tried drinking scotch?

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:19 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

pittmike wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

That Swedish chick getting nominated for a Nobel Prize got me all hot n bothered.

Her being nominated did or her elfish looks got you so?

It's a mixed bag for sure but the important thing to remember is that I'm upset as fuck.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:20 pm

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Darkside wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

That Swedish chick getting nominated for a Nobel Prize got me all hot n bothered.

Have you tried drinking scotch?

That’s your answer for everything.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:21 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Darkside wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

That Swedish chick getting nominated for a Nobel Prize got me all hot n bothered.

Have you tried drinking scotch?

That’s your answer for everything.

Its yet to fail me as a solution for any problem.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:23 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Darkside wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

That Swedish chick getting nominated for a Nobel Prize got me all hot n bothered.

Have you tried drinking scotch?

That’s your answer for everything.

Its yet to fail me as a solution for any problem.

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“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:27 pm

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I've tried drinking. I'm still quivering with rage.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:27 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

I've tried drinking. I'm still quivering with rage.

No. You're shaking with DTs. Try scotch.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:41 pm

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Darkside wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

I've tried drinking. I'm still quivering with rage.

No. You're shaking with DTs. Try scotch.

I an DT alright, Damn Tired with all this Greta news! Raaaarrrrrr!

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:46 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Darkside wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

I've tried drinking. I'm still quivering with rage.

No. You're shaking with DTs. Try scotch.

I an DT alright, Damn Tired with all this Greta news! Raaaarrrrrr!

My god. Ok. We need to get you an emergency bottle of Laphroaig. You drink it until you settle into a nice deep dreamless alcohol induced coma. Then, you don't feel rage until you recover from the hangover which mind you is aided by the consumption of scotch which you drink until you settle into a nice deep dreamless alcohol induced coma. Then you dont feel rage until you recover from the hangover which mind you is aided by the consumption of scotch which you drink until... well you get the idea.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:48 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Darkside wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

I've tried drinking. I'm still quivering with rage.

No. You're shaking with DTs. Try scotch.

I an DT alright, Damn Tired with all this Greta news! Raaaarrrrrr!

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“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:46 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

I'm not a Dr but I'll take a look.

That's not what you said to me ...

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Rod

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:50 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Try scotch.

One of the best:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm4jSY9Injo

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 11:39 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Try scotch.

One of the best:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm4jSY9Injo

Stop trying to psychoanalyze me, Freud.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 11:39 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

I'm not a Dr but I'll take a look.

That's not what you said to me ...

She distinctly said "oh my god".

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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The Hawk

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:19 am

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Darkside wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

I've tried drinking. I'm still quivering with rage.

No. You're shaking with DTs. Try scotch.

I an DT alright, Damn Tired with all this Greta news! Raaaarrrrrr!

Its not this kid's fault. She is a product of parental abuse and being manipulated because of it. Her parents ought to be arrested.

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:28 am

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Darkside wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Darkside wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

I've tried drinking. I'm still quivering with rage.

No. You're shaking with DTs. Try scotch.

I an DT alright, Damn Tired with all this Greta news! Raaaarrrrrr!

My god. Ok. We need to get you an emergency bottle of Laphroaig.

That's in interesting, Scotch. I like it because it's unique, but not in my team photo of best Scotches.

If you have the money, there's nothing finer than a Macallan 18....amazing.
For the regular line of single malt, I recommend the Balvenie Doublewood.

We are in agreement, though....Scotch is a solution.

Then there's the whole Tequila option. I always recommend Casa Noble Reposada

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:30 am

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Laphroaig is like drinking a campfire. I can't deal with it.

I had some Monkey Shoulder towards the end of the Super Bowl. My clothes stayed on.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: The Doctor Is In!

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:30 am

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Laphroaig is like drinking a campfire. I can't deal with it.

I had some Monkey Shoulder towards the end of the Super Bowl. My clothes stayed on.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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