501 miles and 99 cents for the year, baby!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Yeah, I know the $40 unit I bought isn't going to be as reliable as what they have in a hospital. That's why I've been taking it several times each day.

Also, I'm pretty sure I haven't had a drink since last Thursday. Strike that, my wife and I did have a bottle of Champagne at Cafe Cancale on Sunday night. But I certainly don't drink everyday. I guess the efforts of a former poster to paint me as a fall down drunk must have gained some traction here.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Sorry.

Also, sitting a lot, eating too much red meat, and reading the CFMB politics section have all been proven to increase your risk of heart disease.

I personally cut my sugar intake way down and switched from 4 shot white mochas to one 20oz black coffee a day. Espresso is no good for your heart, or the flavoring they can add to it.

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Yeah, I know the right answer is to modify my diet. It's kind of happening naturally as I get older. There's shit I used to gobble down that I can't imagine eating now. Also, my wife has been trying to extend my life with kale, collards, field greens (I call it dirt salad) and rocket.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

You are quite skilled at it though.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Yeah, modifying the diet can be a pain.

Fortunately, I like Salmon and skinless chicken.

Learning to live with barely any salt in my meals was a hurdle tho.

And it’s not like you have to live a life without any fatty food.

My mom has my old man on a strict heart healthy diet (also on meds), and he is still allowed one cheat meal a week. Usually pizza. His blood labs and overall health are night and day compared to a decade ago.

You just gotta remember, you’re doing it for yourself, but also for your family and CFMB.

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AMERICA !!!!

Thank you.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Telegram Sam: [drinking coffee, looking out window] Hey.

Telegram Sam's Wife: What?

Telegram Sam: Call 911.

Telegram Sam:

Telegram Sam:

Telegram Sam: And I owe you a neck massage.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I've drank with you probably at least 10 times and I can only recall you really going hard once. I believe that we were at Miller's Pub. It was around Christmas or your birthday or something.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

There's a lot to this imo. After cutting down on everything unhealthy for a few days, including screen time and today I felt good after 45 minutes of clearing snow and ice in lieu of going to the gym.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Yeah, we got lit pretty good that time at Miller's.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

This f'ing place. Audacious transgender musings about someone else's kid devolve into comparing BP prescriptions and a TS swipe of an old Dr. Ken posting style. Well done.

And my story Trump's yours JORR. But boredom ensues when I tell a tail. Serious moderation or no Booze, red meat, salt, tobacco and stress. Good luck to all.

I've been on the water pills since I was 22. I was prematurely getting pissed at JORR's posts.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest