What are we doing fellas? And Spaulding?

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A gift.....dinner accompanied by a few delicious beers...and yes, sex if I'm lucky.

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Hoping for a little bidirectional flap barrier action.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Gonna watch The Joker and see if we can figure out why he is gay.

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Beer

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

We're going to go out on a date, have some chicken, maybe some sex. Ya know? See what happens...

Just remember....coffee doesn't always mean coffee.

Do we still do Seinfeld references? Need a ruling from Frank.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Yes

By the way, hope you and your family are doing great, Spaulding. I don't think I've seen you since the Mac & Spiegel Manniversary thing where I crashed at Boyd's old pad.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

We're good. Thanks. I've missed you and are glad you are back.

Likewise.

I don't know why I strayed. Just got burnt out a little I guess.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Avoiding my ex gf

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Yeah? She all alone?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Will beat off to some classy porn

I like you. Hawk can have her number

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

You're gonna get stuck in a cat door?

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Why isn't crying alone in the shower an option in the poll?

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Probably. I'm method, bro.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Going to hang out in a Lincoln Park garage with some of my Irish buddies.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

dropping my wife and oldest off at the airport and using a gift certificate to eat at the Hooters nearby. Maybe I'll bring the younger ones and tell the waitress their mother died so we are celebrating valentines day with just us but that I don't think I should be alone tonight

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

we don't do shit. sounds really gay but i try and treat my wife like every day she's special and our relationship is special. obviously many do as well and will still celebrate valentines day and thats great. I won't shit on anyone who does. some couples use it as an excuse to get away from everything together and that is great. Its just a zoo going anywhere so we just treat it like any other day.

I figured today would be something involving you and your wife's bunghole.

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Yeah for at least one day a year he should put something in the dumpster instead of taking shit out of it.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

What are gonna do with you husband after I drop you off?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Banging some married chick, she's flying in from Chicago. She is bringing her kid though, so I don't know, maybe the kid can film us?

pornhub premium is free today.

we're making dinner. may go see a movie, or watch one at home. possibly go out for a martini and a bourbon.

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@audioidkid

Oldest kid got picked up from daycare today with strep.

Picking up Bill's Pizza on the way home. Probably watch a movie. Drink a bunch of beer.

My wife thinks Valentine's Day is nothing but a Hallmark scam, anyway.

Good times.

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No you're not.

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