Seacrest's life lessons for his grand kids.

2. You want fries, order fries, but you do NOT eat someone else's fries.

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Well, my wife didn't have any when we got married, so I don't know where that puts me on the scale.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I guess you’re stuck with her now.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

my uncle told me that women with tattoos are usually loose. I thought he was insane but in my experience, he's been mostly right. i imagine a face tattoo means it would be like doing pushups over a manhole.

there is going to be a shitty generation of old men with tribal or barbed wire tattoos around their saggy old biceps and a generation of old women with tramp stamps that will be cursed by their caregivers as they wipe their ass

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Today, those rules limits your options pretty drastically, from my observation.

I don't have a problem with tattoos. Some are very well done. Others are cringeworthy. I do not have any, but am on the fence about whether I will get one or not.

I just don't understand way anybody would want to get a tattoo that could not be covered up with pants and a long sleeve shirt/blouse.

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Same....she got a couple after we got married. I like her tatoos just fine.

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