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good dolphin

Post subject: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:08 am

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It has renewed my understanding of why I hate Bernstein's radio personality.

the condescending scolding, the arrogance, the feigned expertise with the subject matter, the thinly veiled disdain for the common man

it's all there. Now he has a partner that accentuates all his bad qualities.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:09 am

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He is at his worst right now. And the Kris Bryant stroking is just pathetic.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:12 am

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denisdman wrote:

He is at his worst right now. And the Kris Bryant stroking is just pathetic.

"Kris Bryant has really grown into his role as a team leader"...as he is being shoved out the door.

I won't say I don't like the guy but I don't like his radio character.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:14 am

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I’m happy to be 1,000 miles away from 670 programming.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:14 am

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Jbi11s wrote:

I’m happy to be 1,000 miles away from 670 programming.

Radio.com

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:18 am

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No thanks.

I miss the peak years of BnB too much.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:21 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Which take does he have? I'm not going to listen.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:26 am

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Bryant spoke about the MLB and the virus stuff. Essentially Bryant said family is more important than baseball. Predictably, Bernstein gushed at the Bryant interview. Just sucking his dick like a desperate whore.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:29 am

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Do teams have to pay players for canceled games or is there a force majeure clause?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:34 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Which take does he have? I'm not going to listen.

"my sources tell me loud voices in the room talked to Lebron and he was relieved of his ignorance" type of stuff

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Rod

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:36 am

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denisdman wrote:

Essentially Bryant said family is more important than baseball.

Maybe his family will give him a $300 million contract.

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Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:37 am

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

Do teams have to pay players for canceled games or is there a force majeure clause?

They have to help out for an hour a night around the stadium. Touch up painting, stuff like that.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:40 am

good dolphin wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Which take does he have? I'm not going to listen.

"my sources tell me loud voices in the room talked to Lebron and he was relieved of his ignorance" type of stuff

I hope they didn't interrupt him reading his mail and drinking his coffee.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:43 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Essentially Bryant said family is more important than baseball.

Maybe his family will give him a $300 million contract.

His service only started in January 2017 (wedding date), so he won’t be a free agent until at least 2023. But if his wife was smart, she delayed the proceedings just enough, so he won’t get service time credit for 2017. In that case, he is under family control through 2024.

By that time, his cock will be so limp that he’ll need to guzzle Parkins’ Blue Chew just to get it up for his chubby wife. As such, he’ll be lucky to have a contract for a minor league deal.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 1:09 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Except for the radio part it sounds a lot like JLN. :wink:

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 1:30 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Except for the radio part it sounds a lot like JLN. :wink:

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Crick Ramp

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:43 pm

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Yeah, Bernstein is as happy as a pig in shit right now.

And Mcdoink is the worst sports host in town. His speech patterns and affectations are like stabbing my eyeball with a pencil while simultaneously crushing my balls in a vice

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:56 pm

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Holy fuck. Stop the social distancing crap. Now he’s reading shit from a rabbi.

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:20 pm

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denisdman wrote:

Holy fuck. Stop the social distancing crap. Now he’s reading shit from a rabbi.

"Social distancing" is the perfect kind of buzziest-of-buzz terms that people like Dan love. They say it and immediately feel like an infectious disease expert.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:22 pm

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Crick Ramp wrote:

YUP

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:23 pm

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Holy fuck. Stop the social distancing crap. Now he’s reading shit from a rabbi.

"Social distancing" is the perfect kind of buzziest-of-buzz terms that people like Dan love. They say it and immediately feel like an infectious disease expert.

Great optics.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:26 pm

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'Shit from a Rabbi' is the best song from the debut album of Social Distancing

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:27 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

'Shit from a Rabbi' is the best song from the debut album of Social Distancing

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:53 pm

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back in my day we didn't stop at distancing, we went straight to social ostracizing

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 3:57 pm

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Holy fuck. Stop the social distancing crap. Now he’s reading shit from a rabbi.

"Social distancing" is the perfect kind of buzziest-of-buzz terms that people like Dan love. They say it and immediately feel like an infectious disease expert.

I hate that term also. But, I'm known to hate buzzwords.

That should be your take-away from my post.

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 4:11 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Holy fuck. Stop the social distancing crap. Now he’s reading shit from a rabbi.

"Social distancing" is the perfect kind of buzziest-of-buzz terms that people like Dan love. They say it and immediately feel like an infectious disease expert.

I hate that term also. But, I'm known to hate buzzwords.

That should be your take-away from my post.

I'll try to use fewer buzzwords in your presence.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: One Positive About The Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 4:15 pm