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How much ass are you getting while trapped at home (includes HJs and BJs)?
A. Once A day - Yes! 23%  23%  [ 3 ]
B. Twice a day - Red Rocket! 8%  8%  [ 1 ]
C. 3+ Times per day - This thing's gonna fall off! 15%  15%  [ 2 ]
D. Once every other day or so 15%  15%  [ 2 ]
E. Once every few days 15%  15%  [ 2 ]
F. Once per week 15%  15%  [ 2 ]
D. None - I have a very low libido 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
G. None - but I am beating my dick like it owes me money 8%  8%  [ 1 ]
Total votes : 13
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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt
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Curious: I wonder how much all the new work from home-ers are having sex? Wife and I "took a nap" a few hours ago. Hope to "get sleepy" again in a few hours!

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Apologies to #MeToo, please Substitute vagina/beef flaps for dick where applicable. . .

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Unfortunately I'm not fucking any more frequently than normal

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Unfortunately I'm not fucking any more frequently than normal


you are in the unique position to claim you are fucking 10 or 20 times more often than normal and not be lying... because ANYTHING times zero is zero
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Same as always.

None.

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B I T C H

Just posting that so Seacrest notices this thread, then maybe prunes it.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Just posting that so Seacrest notices this thread, then maybe prunes it.


Liar


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You fashion yourself as some sort of arbiter for the things that occur on here.

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No I don't and I've never said otherwise.
I do not believe my words carry more weight than most.


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Shut this stupid idiotic moronic worthless thread down.

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Can't we have a nice thread discussing each other's sex lives in way too much detail without derailing it with yet another LTG fight.

Daily. It's nice.

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B I T C H

Just posting that so Seacrest notices this thread, then maybe prunes it.

So, not getting any, obviously.

Its ok, use your hand. . . or, possibly in your case, your finger.

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IMU wrote:
Can't we have a nice thread discussing each other's sex lives in way too much detail without derailing it with yet another LTG fight.

Daily. It's nice.


Your guy Frank wants the "nice" thread derailed but I guess you are too afraid to call him on it as it might make your next face to face meeting a tad uncomfortable. Damn coward.

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IMU wrote:
Can't we have a nice thread discussing each other's sex lives in way too much detail without derailing it with yet another LTG fight.
If there is one guy who deserves to get the Corona....

Its Trump.

But, LTG isn't far behind.

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Frank it is completely normal to experience a downturn in relations after having a little one.

You will bounce back soon.

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IMU wrote:
Can't we have a nice thread discussing each other's sex lives in way too much detail without derailing it with yet another LTG fight.

Daily. It's nice.


Spoken like a 30 something year old dude who gets to experience it for the first time.

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FukNuggitt wrote:
Curious: I wonder how much all the new work from home-ers are having sex? Wife and I "took a nap" a few hours ago. Hope to "get sleepy" again in a few hours!

My guess is your wife is having less.

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FukNuggitt wrote:
Curious: I wonder how much all the new work from home-ers are having sex? Wife and I "took a nap" a few hours ago. Hope to "get sleepy" again in a few hours!

My guess is your wife is having less.


:lol: :lol:

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LTG winning another thread.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
Curious: I wonder how much all the new work from home-ers are having sex? Wife and I "took a nap" a few hours ago. Hope to "get sleepy" again in a few hours!

My guess is your wife is having less.

Ha!

I kinda like the insinuation that my dear wife is a dirtbag cheater who cannot be trusted around the mailman. I may very well put on my USPS cap and incorporate that into our next daytime role-playing session.

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RFDC wrote:
Frank it is completely normal to experience a downturn in relations after having a little one.

You will bounce back soon.
:lol: I made zero mention of bedroom antics in this thread. Some weeks are better than others, but I am not complaining.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Frank it is completely normal to experience a downturn in relations after having a little one.

You will bounce back soon.
:lol: I made zero mention of bedroom antics in this thread. Some weeks are better than others, but I am not complaining.

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IMU wrote:
Can't we have a nice thread discussing each other's sex lives in way too much detail without derailing it with yet another LTG fight.

Daily. It's nice.


Spoken like a 30 something year old dude who gets to experience it for the first time.

It feels really nice when the goo comes out.

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IMU wrote:
long time guy wrote:
IMU wrote:
Can't we have a nice thread discussing each other's sex lives in way too much detail without derailing it with yet another LTG fight.

Daily. It's nice.


Spoken like a 30 something year old dude who gets to experience it for the first time.

It feels really nice when the goo comes out.

:lol:

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IMU wrote:
long time guy wrote:
IMU wrote:
Can't we have a nice thread discussing each other's sex lives in way too much detail without derailing it with yet another LTG fight.

Daily. It's nice.


Spoken like a 30 something year old dude who gets to experience it for the first time.

It feels really nice when the goo comes out.

If only she could say the same.
After years of buildup it should. Probably feels like a Texas Oil Field given the years of Depravity.

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long time guy wrote:
IMU wrote:
long time guy wrote:
IMU wrote:
Can't we have a nice thread discussing each other's sex lives in way too much detail without derailing it with yet another LTG fight.

Daily. It's nice.


Spoken like a 30 something year old dude who gets to experience it for the first time.

It feels really nice when the goo comes out.

If only she could say the same.
After years of buildup it should. Probably feels like a Texas Oil Field given the years of Depravity.

:lol: :lol:
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Oh man this is a tough call... pile on IMU or fuck with LTG... oh my god oh my god oh my god what do i do?

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Sex workers from home are probably doing great. The rest of us just want to drink after 8 hours of muted calls, who's screen is it, and Go To Meeting is down. Especially if you work with a bunch 50 year olds.

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Darkside wrote:
Oh man this is a tough call... pile on IMU or fuck with LTG... oh my god oh my god oh my god what do i do?


Probably best to abstain as Imu has all these years. In his case he lyingly tells himself that the abstinence was voluntary all of those years.

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Darkside wrote:
Oh man this is a tough call... pile on IMU or fuck with LTG... oh my god oh my god oh my god what do i do?

Go for the threesome.

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Darkside wrote:
Oh man this is a tough call... pile on IMU or fuck with LTG... oh my god oh my god oh my god what do i do?


Probably best to abstain as Imu has all these years. In his case he lyingly tells himself that the abstinence was voluntary all of those years.

:lol:
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