Same reason why people worry about who is fucking who or what.

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I’m normally cheap and drink what’s easiest. Felt like doing it up right for the guys with everyone trapped up with families. We sat in a parking lot till about 330 am at the neighborhood clubhouse until we all stumbled home.

Plenty of Leroys over the years. Or maybe it’s because it was my wife’s half brother’s dad is a Leroy and it influences my thoughts on that.. the older dudes around here have names like Laverne and Francis.

Too young for Andy Griffith's Charlene Darling, eh?

No, I mean personally. I am aware that white Charlenes exist.

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I had an Aunt Charlene and an Aunt Gladys on the same side of the family.

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Hotdogs are a kids' meal anyway. It's ridiculous that people get all hoity-toity when you are talking about eating a fucking hotdog. Yeah- I put ketchup on my hotdog when I eat them once every couple years. Who the fuck seriously says "I want a hotdog."? There is ALWAYS a better choice.

Same thing with booze- drink what you want. I hate pompous, condescending asses who get their feeling of superiority because of what they eat or drink. Fuck off!

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

You are correct, but then again....don't hate on a good opportunity for same friendly ball-busting.

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Where did you find Blanton's? I haven't seen that on store shelves for a while.

What does it run up there? I’ve seen it down here from 65 - 120 for the same bottle. This goof at our local store keeps them in back as if that justifies him charging double

The last time I bought a bottle (around 2 years ago), I think I paid $70. I haven't seen it on a shelf since that time.

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DW and her mom lived there at that time too.

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My great grandma was still there too...I can't imagine how fucked up that might have been.

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I run it through the garden anyway so ketchup is just another flavor of many

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DW doesn't remember it, she wasnt even 2 yet, but her brother (I'm trying to remember if you met him when he was in town a few years back, we went to a sox game) remembers it clearly. He tells stories about the train of debris that was only a hundred yards from their place.

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Yeah I remember...the one that lives in Florida or something? I went to the game with you guys...that was the one that had the monsoon right after the tailgate lot opened.

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Yeah that's right. I thought you were there. Yup. Hes Florida Man.

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Pretty hammered, a buddy stopped over for a few cocktails and I found the Don/FF package after he left.

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I'm drinking. Just sayin'.

I'm tired and I'm getting too old for this shit.

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Welcome to the club.

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OK. It's getting too real so I'll edit.

I don't know what the fuck is going on here anyway.

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I feel that alcohol is weaker than it used to be before all this

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
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Can we get Abbott Labs to test this? They can do it quickly.

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I sure don’t feel it till I feel it.

Sheltering in place will have that effect. I was one and done yesterday. Maybe two.

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While we are on the topic of conspiracy I’m open to the possibility this is a theological chastisement. I know it’s entirely shaped by rum and my upbringing. At the same time Pope Francis sure seemed to have a knowing and frightened look on his face on Friday.

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I thought the Pope had it for sure a couple weeks ago when they talked about his illness.

Jesus saves.

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How are you doing Mass these days, gd.

I've been doing the ABC Sunday morning mass. I could get used to that.

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Oddly I got sent the transcript of his words by a friend early Saturday. The same thought was apparent from the Pope.

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He really looked hagard o Friday.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
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