It is currently Tue Nov 26, 2024 8:36 pm

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 18 posts ] 
Author Message
PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:51 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:22 pm
Posts: 24552
pizza_Place: It's gone
Delusional


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:53 am 
Offline
1000 CLUB

Joined: Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:29 pm
Posts: 4614
"How a moron made a million dollars and became unemployed"


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:58 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:50 am
Posts: 11242
Location: Schaumburg
pizza_Place: Palermo's
Book #1 - "The Arbitron Ratings are Flawed!"

Book #2 - "The New York Times' Best Seller List is Flawed!"


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:15 pm 
Offline

Joined: Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:09 pm
Posts: 352
Location: A little town called none of your god-damned business
"It Takes a Village to Raise an Idiot"

"Fritzi's Honor"

"Bebe Got (Him) Back"

"Chinaman's Chance...of Ever Getting on the Air Again"

"Charlotte's Web(cast)"

"The Idiot's Guide to Career Suicide"

"Career Suicide for Dummies"

_________________
"I still think its a tremendous idea".
"It's my baby".


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:33 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:25 pm
Posts: 3021
"I had it, then it was gone"

"How to mail it in for five years"

"How not to negoitate a contract"

"How to ruin a good thing"

"Yes, I am as dumb as I sound"


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:52 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:23 pm
Posts: 16779
pizza_Place: Little Caesar's
A Caucasian Man's Guide to Chinamen, Blacks and Joooz.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:06 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:57 am
Posts: 20709
Location: Westmont
pizza_Place: Tony Weed's
1039 Oliver Ave, Aurora
(630) 892-2772
Undeniable- A Profile In Courage

What Goes Up- How To Stay Classy All The Way To The Top

I North- A Cavemans Guide Thru This World Of The Pussificationized

Flawed- Still Putting Ketchup On My Steak Before My BJ

Five Time Slot Parlay- Hey!, I Kept My Mouth Shut For 6 OR 7 Years

Marconi and ME- No Yellow Lab, No Giardinari, But How I And That Other Guy Invented Radio

Pappy On Pappy- A Book Longer Than War And Peace? You Bet-chur Ass It Is!

Northronomicron-The Book Of The Deaf

...Kick In The Head- Turning Down A Milli To Start A Bumfighting League

Chicago Tough- The Offical Authorized LawyerProofed Mike North Story

_________________
CSFMB: Home of the small minded
Beardown wrote:
I'm declaring a victory without research.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:28 pm 
Offline
1000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:04 am
Posts: 2251
Being a dumbass! FOR DUMMIES


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:42 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
Posts: 40983
Location: Chicago
pizza_Place: Lou Malanati's
While I always questioned this one, is this still on?

I remember a press release that said something about a 6 figure, 2 book deal, anyone have that link I will email them and ask, as we don't want any bad information on 'dem chat boards'

_________________
"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:49 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:17 pm
Posts: 17678
Location: The Leviathan
pizza_Place: Frozen
bigfan wrote:

I remember a press release that said something about a 6 figure, 2 book deal,


Pretty simple...three "figures" per said picture book...


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:20 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82242
I'm Gonna Get You Tummy Sticks

Rogers (Park) and Me

A Fistfull of Dollars

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:14 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:22 am
Posts: 15141
pizza_Place: Wha Happen?
Jingoistic Dirtybomber,or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Myself...

Getting Other People Fired for Dummies...

Pretending to Be In the Mafia: A True Tale

_________________
Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:40 am 
Offline
1000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 12:51 pm
Posts: 7044
Location: Southside
pizza_Place: Baracco's
Choke (documentary)

The Dogfather (documentary)

Pappyball (documentary)

The (threat of) Civil Action (drama)

The Pappyshack OR Uncle Mike's Cabin (home improvement book)

The Libertyville Beauty (steamy creepy romantic novel) He should get R Kelly to collaborate on this one. Maybe they could set this up to the tune of Trapped in the Closet.

Things to do in Chicago when when you're dead (thriller)

Idiocracy (comedy)

_________________
"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:54 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:26 pm
Posts: 31155
Location: West Side
pizza_Place: Paisan's in Cicero
My Coach Vinny wrote:
The Dogfather (documentary)


Image

_________________
Seacrest wrote:
I rarely troll.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:52 pm 
Offline

Joined: Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:57 am
Posts: 385
They should have Mike Murphy name them, as I'm sure they'd be THIN BOOKS.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:32 pm 
Offline

Joined: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:49 pm
Posts: 731
"Dirty Rats and Message Boards: An Autobiography" - Mike North

_________________
"You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither" ~Steve Martin


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:48 pm 
Offline

Joined: Sun May 15, 2005 9:02 am
Posts: 468
Location: Schaumburg
polster wrote:
"Dirty Rats and Message Boards: An Autobiography" - Mike North


Talk Shows for Dummies.

_________________
"YOU GOTTA BE BLEEPING ME"


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:41 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:26 pm
Posts: 31155
Location: West Side
pizza_Place: Paisan's in Cicero
I'm not racist! Some of My Best Friends Are..... By Mike North.

_________________
Seacrest wrote:
I rarely troll.


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 18 posts ] 

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 37 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group