yup. it happened.

Well, I sorta called it

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If you're in media and write for a living then you have to spell "woman" correctly.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Wrong section

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

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I can't stand Rex, but it would be hilarious if he knew what he was doing there.

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Rex Huppke commits some of the most anodyne, milquetoast "humor" left of center. He's so edgeless, he makes John Fugelsang sound like Cum Town.

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A shout out thread IS more appropriate.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I remember what she tried to do to you my minority brother. Solidarnosc!!!!

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Well, if he was being literal....sure...

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

Yep!

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

My wife is a typical big city liberal Trump hater. If she didn't live with me she'd probably have a pussy hat. But one day she was reading the Tribune and she started complaining saying she was very close to writing in to complain. She said this piece is so absurdly anti-Trump that it can't even be taken seriously in any way. I said, "Rex Huppke, right?" She said, "How did you know that?"

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

We need Goldenjet's opinion on this, since he seems to think he is left of center.

Hilarious

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

He had some decent columns when he first started, and then it became

1) "We as white folks need to . . ."
2) Trumpbad! Tee-hee-hee-hee!
3) Everyone is trash where I grew up! But I'm better because I got out. But yeah, the trash!
4) That verbose, once-funny but now gauche, style of writing

Basically, if you hit Eric Zorn on the head, making him even dumber, you have Rex Huppke. At least Zorn challenges my thinking.

Rex would call the White House "le Chateau Cheetaux" and that would be the best joke in the column

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Instead she has a pussy husband

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Somehow you'd think there would be more people excited about her leaving the Score.

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

You've missed the other thread(s) on it.

Well, maybe not missed.

But they're there.

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Look in the DiCaro thread.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Just tell him to kill himself instead.

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