Have u ever been caught in the act of fucking someone?

This doesnt have to be a cheating situation. It could just be you fucking ur woman or wife. And somebody somehow catches u in the act.

Describe the scenario. Who caught you fucking? And what did each person do after the blown cover?

Were you cheating? Was it your parent that walked on you fucking your girlfriend?

Tell us about your embarrassing situations such as this.

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No. Go far away. Now.

yes and the police did not see the humor in all of it

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

explain more

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In my situation, the police saw too much humor in all of it.

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I once got caught in my car parked on whatever K street Queens is on. Probably should have picked a more discreet location. One cop was a complete asshole. The other cop was older. He sent the younger guy back to the car and told us, "Look, I've got kids your age. Go to the forest preserve."

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Move over kid let me show you how it's done...

In HS, my new girlfriend moved to Colorado. We had just started fooling around. Over the summer, I went out to visit for 10 days. Her mom was either working or hammered. Lot of raw flesh by the time I came home.

Also a lot of outdoor sex. On our way back from a ride into the mountains we pulled over on a scenic overlook. She had a 4-door hatchback with one of those sunscreen things you pull over groceries in the back.

Well, we were in the back with the seats folded down towards the front. She was mostly under that sunscreen. The windows were all steamed up. After a while, we heard a car pull up behind us...cops.

Girlfriend is naked, so she curls up under the sunscreen, leaving me naked, trying to pull my pants on. All the cop sees when he walks up is me, pants around ankles, sitting alone in the back seat.

He knocked on the window, asked if everything was ok...I told him all was good...he walked away laughing.

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I could use some help officer friendly.

Stepdaughter came home a couple times interrupting us in the middle but never walked in on us. We thought we had the house to ourselves all night. Slightly embarrassing coming out of the bedroom and trying to pretend nothing was happening

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Got caught with a gf a week before I had to go back to school. Fogged windows and parked in an area behind McCormick Place. The cop laughingly gave me a ticket. The judge laughingly gave my dad (who appeared on my behalf) driving/parking instructions to give me when he laughingly dismissed the case.

The next call I had with my dad wasn't so funny back then.

I thought about that when I had to step up for my oldest son when he got pinched for something different in high school. This time he was petrified, but I could see his bp drop to normal when I told him I'd handled it with no problem. And a quick laugh.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Good dad

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When my wife and I were dating we thought we had her house to ourselves one Saturday. We were in her room. Her bed was right by the door so that the bed was pretty much behind the door. Suddenly her sister comes home and starts to come thru her door. My wife kicked the door and popped her sister right in the face. She got the hint and left but was not a happy camper. She still brings up how her nose got busted. It was quite embarrassing in the moment, but quite funny looking back.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

In a different direction...

Any other parents ever walk in on your child and their bf/gf going at it?

That was fun

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

See that Downy commercial with the grandparents with wrinkly clothes? "Wrinkles send the wrong message."

Made me laugh; it was pretty damn funny.

That’s a great commercial. The other good one is the Folgers coffee one where the wife sneaks in to surprise the husband in the shower and finds her father in law in there.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

with the husband?

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