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Darkside
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What'd he do?

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What'd he do?


Stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

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What'd he do?

He wants to open the largest prison system in Illinois history.

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Do we have him because he's fat or do we hate him because Image?
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Do we have him because he's fat or do we hate him because Image?

Hes an emoji?

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I thought this thread meant he kicked in curfews or something. Phew (for now).

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"If they had started in February building ventilators, getting ready for this pandemic, we would not have the problems we are having today and, frankly, very many fewer people would die," he said.

Ok so I have not heard of anyone not being able to get a ventilator yet. I might have missed the news on that. Has anyone not gotten access to one that needed it?

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https://www.dailyherald.com/news/202004 ... ore-deaths

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"This is the size of the toilet that needs to be removed"

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I once ate a falafel thiiiiiiiis big.

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https://www.dailyherald.com/news/20200405/pritzker-may-consider-more-restrictions-state-announces-31-more-deaths


One was a guy that killed a 11 year old (hit and run) and he kindnapped and rapped another 11 year old
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RFDC wrote:
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"This is the size of the toilet that needs to be removed"


Darkside wrote:
RFDC wrote:
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I once ate a falafel thiiiiiiiis big.


:lol: :lol:

One for each of you.

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I'm not sure why but every time I see him I think of the Heat Miser.

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He has a little bit of the Beaver in him

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Fat guys have a hard time getting suitcoats where the sleeves look good when they lift their arms.

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He has a little bit of the Beaver in him


That he does.

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Darkside wrote:
RFDC wrote:
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I once ate a falafel thiiiiiiiis big.

How about a burrito as big as your head?

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La Bamba !
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Don Tiny wrote:
Darkside wrote:
RFDC wrote:
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I once ate a falafel thiiiiiiiis big.

How about a burrito as big as your head?

Oh christ I miss labamba.

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JB forgot to beef up the unemployment office when he
SHUT DOWN BUSINESSES

What did he think would happen to all the employees that would suddenly be UNEMPLOYED?

He's a clown
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Fat guys have a hard time getting suitcoats where the sleeves look good when they lift their arms.


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JB forgot to beef up the unemployment office when he
SHUT DOWN BUSINESSES

What did he think would happen to all the employees that would suddenly be UNEMPLOYED?

He's a clown


He's not thinking about it at all. There hasn't been a single day since he was born where he ever had to think about money.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Score is doomed wrote:
JB forgot to beef up the unemployment office when he
SHUT DOWN BUSINESSES

What did he think would happen to all the employees that would suddenly be UNEMPLOYED?

He's a clown


He's not thinking about it at all. There hasn't been a single day since he was born where he ever had to think about money.

Well he was thinking about it when he took out all the toilets.

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JB forgot to beef up the unemployment office when he
SHUT DOWN BUSINESSES

What did he think would happen to all the employees that would suddenly be UNEMPLOYED?

He's a clown

It is all Trumps fault

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RFDC wrote:
Score is doomed wrote:
JB forgot to beef up the unemployment office when he
SHUT DOWN BUSINESSES

What did he think would happen to all the employees that would suddenly be UNEMPLOYED?

He's a clown

It is all Trumps fault

Well I mean yeah.

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I see Tubby and Toliets mentioned a lot...what is the story there?

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Removed a bunch of toilets from a house to reduce property tax.
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I see Tubby and Toliets mentioned a lot...what is the story there?

https://www.npr.org/2018/10/03/65420107 ... port-finds
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