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 Post subject: Travaris Jackson
PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:17 am 
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36 - died in a car accident.

If there's any trace of the Covid in his system, I'm sure they'll call it the cod.

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 Post subject: Re: Travaris Jackson
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Looks like Boyd has some Clay Travis on his mind as I recall this QB being named Tarvaris.

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What if he tests positive for Covid-19 and he had a coughing fit that led to him passing out behind the wheel?

Covid-19 related death would be allowed, imho.

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With everyone pretty much off the road and on lockdown, how the fuck do you crash your car?
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With everyone pretty much off the road and on lockdown, how the fuck do you crash your car?


Not sure where he wasn't practicing social distancing at, but the roads aren't exactly vacant. That's been true since the 2 or 3rd day the lockdown started.

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Another guy who went broke after making 12 million playing .

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Another guy who went broke after making 12 million playing .


He should have had a pension on the way.

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
36 - died in a car accident.

He was finally able to connect with a moving target.

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
36 - died in a car accident.

He was finally able to connect with a moving target.

Trees are stationary. Attempt at humor denied.

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IMU wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
36 - died in a car accident.

He was finally able to connect with a moving target.

Trees are stationary. Attempt at humor denied.


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 Post subject: Re: Travaris Jackson
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Damnit, I should have read the article.

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Damnit, I should have read the article.

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 Post subject: Re: Travaris Jackson
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Can you imagine someone trying to get their grandma a much needed bed for COVID 19 but dumbass tavaris Jackson is taking up her bed with this "car accident" crap? I'd be infuriated cuz this is not the time to go to the hospital for ANYTHING unless it's COVID-19. I'd tell tavaris to get his act together but in the timeless words of hawk harrelson, he gone, so I figure no DBOTW thread will be offset by no RIP thread. Think about the countless people who are gonna die from COVID cuz Tavaris "Car Accident" Jackson was in their rightful bed. SMH. Smfh.

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Cashman wrote:
With everyone pretty much off the road and on lockdown, how the fuck do you crash your car?


I was on 294 yesterday, doing 85 in the left lane and got passed by a Honda SUV like I was standing still

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Ok boomer .

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GoldenJet wrote:
Cashman wrote:
With everyone pretty much off the road and on lockdown, how the fuck do you crash your car?


I was on 294 yesterday, doing 85 in the left lane and got passed by a Honda SUV like I was standing still


I read where some goof set a new record in the Cannonball Run a few days ago. 27 hours. Arguably the dumbest "sporting record" now in existence.

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53 and 90 can be pretty crazy. I see or hear a Ninja or Honda going about 125 mph each day. Hell, even saw some Uber Corolla pushing his little shitbox over 100.

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 Post subject: Re: Travaris Jackson
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
36 - died in a car accident.

If there's any trace of the Covid in his system, I'm sure they'll call it the cod.

He coughed all over the windshield and couldn't see where he was going. COVID to be sure.

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