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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 12:24 pm

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 12:26 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Is 4Chan safe to view or am I going to get a screen with an FBI notice? It sounds fun and funny

I would advise against it.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 12:28 pm

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denisdman wrote:

Edit: Golf courses looked closed here too.

They can re-open for walking only on the 24th or 25th. WI State Parks may be opening somewhat then as well.

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WaitingforRuffcorn

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 12:29 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Is 4Chan safe to view or am I going to get a screen with an FBI notice? It sounds fun and funny

I would advise against it.

Why is that? Interested in your 4chan take.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 12:31 pm

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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Is 4Chan safe to view or am I going to get a screen with an FBI notice? It sounds fun and funny

I would advise against it.

Why is that? Interested in your 4chan take.

^narc.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 12:32 pm

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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Is 4Chan safe to view or am I going to get a screen with an FBI notice? It sounds fun and funny

I would advise against it.

Why is that? Interested in your 4chan take.

I'm picturing good dolphin opening up 4chan and letting anime porn, white supremacist manifestos, and inscrutable Wojak memes wash over him. It'd be the Chicagoan version of Hank Hill going "bwaaaahhh!"

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 12:32 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Edit: Golf courses looked closed here too.

They can re-open for walking only on the 24th or 25th. WI State Parks may be opening somewhat then as well.

The two state parks by me are open, but certain parts are taped off.

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WaitingforRuffcorn

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 12:45 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Is 4Chan safe to view or am I going to get a screen with an FBI notice? It sounds fun and funny

I would advise against it.

Why is that? Interested in your 4chan take.

Nice.

4Chan seems like it's mostly a porn exchange lead by people who like to call people burritos as an insult.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 12:55 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Is 4Chan safe to view or am I going to get a screen with an FBI notice? It sounds fun and funny

I would advise against it.

Why is that? Interested in your 4chan take.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 12:56 pm

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denisdman wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Edit: Golf courses looked closed here too.

They can re-open for walking only on the 24th or 25th. WI State Parks may be opening somewhat then as well.

The two state parks by me are open, but certain parts are taped off.

https://dnr.wi.gov/covid-19/documents/OpenMap_41720.pdf

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 1:14 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

The online world is a different place. Nobody is saying "stay the FUCK home" to people in person. If they are, they are jackasses and summarily dismissed as such.

The funny thing is that with every suburban SAHM on Facebook...their actual names are out there. They're screaming this at people in their own echo chamber...and most of the ones I've seen do it online would do it in real life...

Hell, I got yelled at when I was in the Sunset Foods in Libertyville yesterday. I hate that store as it, but as I was walking into the frozen foods area, I walked past this middle aged lady who was about 10 feet away from her husband while talking as loudly as possible to him...and their kid was running around touching shit. She screamed as loud as possible "YOU'RE TOO CLOSE TO ME...I WANT YOUR NAME! MY HUSBAND WILL SUE YOU IF I GET COVID!!!". Ah, Libertyville. Anyway, I told her as nicely as possible that my name was Golden Jet, and if she got Covid, it would be because her little doorknob licker probably picked it up at the store...she goes, "my child is homeschooled and perfectly well behaved"...just as we look over and this probably 12 year old has one hand down the back of his pants, and is touching all of the boxes of snack cakes :lol:

She started yelling at little Preston (not kidding), and I went on my merry way.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 1:15 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Anyway, I told her as nicely as possible that my name was Golden Jet,

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 1:19 pm

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Of course the weirdos named their kid "Preston"

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 1:21 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

Of course the weirdos named their kid "Preston"

I had to walk away when I heard his name...fucking Libertyville

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 1:22 pm

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Libertyville has Furkin but that's about it.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 1:25 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

Libertyville has Furkin but that's about it.

My first date with my current wife was at Firkin...good bar. I like the couple of shithole bars along Milwaukee, too...Morgans is a personal favorite. I'm friends with the beer guy at O'Tooles, and Mickey Finn's has surprisingly decent food along with a few better beers. My kids like breakfast at Egg Harbor because they can get Green Eggs and Ham.

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 1:35 pm

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The golf courses in Hawg's county were open this weekend. I believe their county officials deemed it safe and told them they could open.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 2:03 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Libertyville has Furkin but that's about it.

Lived there for 20 years.

Really turned into a fantastic dining and drinking destination.

I spent an awful lot of time bar hopping on Thursday nights after basketball league.

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 2:16 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Hell, I got yelled at when I was in the Sunset Foods in Libertyville yesterday. I hate that store as it, but as I was walking into the frozen foods area, I walked past this middle aged lady who was about 10 feet away from her husband while talking as loudly as possible to him...and their kid was running around touching shit. She screamed as loud as possible "YOU'RE TOO CLOSE TO ME...I WANT YOUR NAME! MY HUSBAND WILL SUE YOU IF I GET COVID!!!". Ah, Libertyville. Anyway, I told her as nicely as possible that my name was Golden Jet, and if she got Covid, it would be because her little doorknob licker probably picked it up at the store...she goes, "my child is homeschooled and perfectly well behaved"...just as we look over and this probably 12 year old has one hand down the back of his pants, and is touching all of the boxes of snack cakes :lol:

She started yelling at little Preston (not kidding), and I went on my merry way.

I have an Aunt that lives in Libertyville....her name.....yep.....KAREN :lol:

I can say that wasn't her, though

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 2:19 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Of course the weirdos named their kid "Preston"

I had to walk away when I heard his name...fucking Libertyville

A couple of years ago I was in NYC with my wife visiting the Bergdorf Goodman department store and overheard a mom calling her son who was named "Winslow." I thought jeez, that was one step from Winthorp.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 2:19 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Edit: Golf courses looked closed here too.

They can re-open for walking only on the 24th or 25th. WI State Parks may be opening somewhat then as well.

In the county I live in, the sheriff allowed them to open this past Saturday.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 2:24 pm

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As I was pulling into my driveway a few mins ago one of the loudest SAHMs freaking out on facebook in our area just walked past our house talking a walk with her son. As she walks she is puffing as hard as she can on a cigarette. I wanted so bad to make a sarcastic remark to her about if she was really so concerned about her health and not getting this nasty virus then she should probably stop sticking those death sticks in her yap. But I knew if I did I would be the feature in her facebook world this afternoon and decided I didn't want to deal that crowd.

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 2:26 pm

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RFDC wrote:

The answer is to passive aggressively post about it on Facebook..start with a sigh.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 2:27 pm

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I see the Governor of the Great State of Texas just gave the green flag to Texas Motor Speedway to host a Nascar race with no fans.

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Minooka Meatball

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 2:28 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Anyway, I told her as nicely as possible that my name was Golden Jet,

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 2:31 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Libertyville has Furkin but that's about it.

Morgan's, good place.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 2:32 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Anyway, I told her as nicely as possible that my name was Golden Jet,

You bastard!

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Don't be such a fucking chump.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 2:33 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Anyway, I told her as nicely as possible that my name was Golden Jet,

You bastard!

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 3:50 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Anyway, I told her as nicely as possible that my name was Golden Jet,

You bastard!

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WaitingforRuffcorn

Post subject: Re: Flattening the curve

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 3:53 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Libertyville has Furkin but that's about it.

Morgan's, good place.

Forgetting The Island?

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