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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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Who is the next leader?

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Xi Jingping

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Rodman

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Kim Jong-Dos.

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There is no apparent successor which almost certainly means a soft coup where military takes control. Country would more resemble a junta than its current singular dictatorship.

Hard to say how that would go. Would the junta be interested in reconciliation with ROK and an eventual reunification? That'd be your first thought, but that would put them in league with the west and be the end of what little sovereignty they have.

The PRC has a very vested interest in their most glaring land frontier with the western powers being the 38th parallel. A reunified Korea means you would have American and Korean land forces on the ground at the Chinese border, a predicament the Chinese do not currently have and would definitely prefer to not face.
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https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/1 ... 0687477761

There was a tweet from Katy Tur. Said he's brain dead after complications after falling into a coma after heart surgery.

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Fa Wei Fa Au
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He died so Trump couldn't get a deal.

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He was/is only 36 or 37? He was always a horribly out of shape and unhealthy cat.

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Nas wrote:
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Xi Jingping



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Jared

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What does China do if the successor government decides they want unifcation?
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What does China do if the successor government decides they want unifcation?


Invasion or assassination of the pro-unification leader.

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What does China do if the successor government decides they want unifcation?


Invasion or assassination of the pro-unification leader.

There is nothing they wont do to keep a country between themselves and American land forces. What a confluence of events.
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If this fucker dies, Trump deserves credit for stringing him along long enough to croak.

Also, surgery? Are we discounting the idea that some North Koreans had enough and killed him?

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
If this fucker dies, Trump deserves credit for stringing him along long enough to croak.

Also, surgery? Are we discounting the idea that some North Koreans had enough and killed him?

Or that the CIA finally got him, at this point where the USA is looking for ways to tighten the noose around China?

Or what if China felt he was going to turn too much to the Americans and killed him?

Or he's just a fat little boy who is dying young in a country with abysmal healthcare from the sixties.
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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
If this fucker dies, Trump deserves credit for stringing him along long enough to croak.

Also, surgery? Are we discounting the idea that some North Koreans had enough and killed him?


Maybe Trump extending the olive branch to N. Korea and the virus that they are surely dealing with brought people to their senses and make a U.S. alliance more appealing.

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Obama got Bin Laden. Trump got Un.
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I wonder how many calls are pouring in to Rodman right now ... how timely too given 'his' episode comes this week.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
He's not dead yet.

if you'll remember Kim Jong Il had been dead for days before news got out. This will probably unfold quite rapidly.
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I wonder how many calls are pouring in to Rodman right now ... how timely too given 'his' episode comes this week.

Maybe they should name him the new Supreme Leader.

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