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Good Morning to all my CSFMB bretheren. It's lookin like a scorcher outside today, but who ain't going to be in a Theatre watching the new Batman movie anyhow. Well, probably me since I'm clausterphobic and there's going to be a bunch of fat, sweaty cosutme wearing attention whores who cannot figure out for the life of them why they don't ever get laid, especially seeing as how they have the most valuable "Spawn" action figures and Mom let him close the door to his room when guests are over now that he's 30.
So anyhow, as usual, the CSFMB has amassesd a collection of some of the most disgusting, the most vile, the most ignorant denizens of our population, and it is your duty as a CSFMB citizen to vote for the TWO that you think are the biggest douchbags there are.
What? Huh? Did Darkside say 2?
Yes, I said 2. Vote for two. Why? Why not, and who do i think I am for questioning me?
So here they are, the douchebag of the week candidates.
Ryno's Wife: Ryno's Wife nominated herself for the Douchebag of the week for going to a Taco Bell drive thru (douchebaggable) and paying $4.87 on a debit card (douchebaggable), picking up the drink but forgetting the food (douchebaggable), and driving all the way to the office without noticing the distinct lack of Taco Bell stench in the car (mystifying). Vote here today if you think this self nomination (referred to as Attention Whoring by My Coach Vinny) deserves to have the title "Douchebag of the Week".
Anyone douche who works a drive thru!: STU-GOTZ nominated either the entire drive thru working community, or only nominated douches who work the drive thru, meaning they are already douches so they should exhibit this behavior anyway. Apparently, STU is one of those guys who order multiple special orders, in the drive thru, without checking the bag before leaving, and then gets mad at someone else. Maybe he's right. maybe we should expect a certain level of professionalism from teenage spanish speaking $6/hr drive thru employees. After all, anything worth doing is worth doing well.
Al Sharpton: Johnny Chimpo nominated Al for his lack of outrage at Jesse Jackson's "N-word" outburst. Normally Sharpton is foaming at the mouth to get at anyone who says this, but he seems to be unwilling to condemn Jesse. Is this an example of hypocracy, or it this just Al not coming out to give a hard time to a guy who is trying to unite the peoples of the country, regardless of color? Vote today!
Microsoft: lipidquadcab nominates Microsoft for pulling the Bungie announcement at E3. Now I always thought Bungie was something else and an E3 was a PFC, but I guess any nomination of Microsoft shall get the mention here at DOTW HQ. Colonel Angus notes that microsoft could have easily been nominated for Vista, so it shall be considered as another facet to the nomination. Is Microsoft the big douchebag of the week? Let us hear you!
Mike Meehan: Jerk Trying to Politicize 9/11: W_Z nominates Mike Meehan, Florida businessman, for the statement that 9/11 could have been prevented had there been a Republican president at the time. Well, there was much discussion over the exact meaning of that statement, but the basic nominating factor seems to be that there was no single "party" responsible for the 9/11 attack and that anyone trying to lay that trip on a political party needs to be douchebagged. I think. If you agree with this and find such actions as distasteful as W_Z did (and we know W_Z is an expert on good taste), cast your votes here today.
Major League Baseball: Ugueth Will Shiv You nominates the MLB for an exhibition game that went 15 innings. Now, this is a nomination that would have been ignored if it were about the homefield advantage thing, cause that is a way played out argument. No, Ugie came up with a fresh new angle, and one that should be considered. Is it ok to have a pitcher throw 100 pitches in an exhibition? Should a game last until 1am? Where did I leave my Visine? Vote here if you think the MLB deserves to be known far and wide as the big Douchebag of the Week!
Teddy Greenstein: C_Howitt_Fealz nominated Teddy for... doing his job, I think. Yes that's right, he is being considered for DOTW because he got word out that Mike North may be going over to WLS. Yeah, it's a crazy nomination, but this is a crazy world. That and it's refreshing to see a Douchebag nomination from Fealz that isn't directed at the Airline industry. So cast your lot in this direction if you think that Teddy had it comin.
The asshole who moved in today in the building over: Conns7901 has a new friend, and that new friend is really into Rhiana. And really into one particular song. All the time. Over and over. And over. on repeat. We're missing some key information here, specifically her hotness, which should always be considered as a mitigating factor when determining the douchieness of any female, but for the sake of fairness, let's assume she's nasty as hell. Is she a douchebag? Does her song selection do it or is it the repetitive nature or the volume or what? Vote today!
my neighborhood nuisance is worse than yours: suckers playground says that parrots and Rhiana got nothing on the "thugs" that break Corona bottles and honk their horns. I've not seen many thugs that drink Corona, and he's crazy if he thinks horns are a nusiance, as there's plenty of neighborhoods that have high velocity lead flying around it, but here is the nomination, and I cannot be the judge. The CSFBM must be the judge. Judge him. Judge him with your vote. Harshly.
Dan Uggla: conns7901's second nomination of the week is All Star second baseman, Dan Uggla. 2 E, DP, K. Yeah he had a good day. What else need be said? You know this guy has it coming.
Rosati's Pizza (Lakemoor): Darkside got a dry cheeseless 2 topping pizza for $25 bucks. What is the world coming to where you get dry cheeseless pizza for $25? Insanity. Would you vote here if you had gotten a cheeseless dry pizza? We shall see.
Well people, here are your nominees for this week's biggest douchebag. Make sure you cast two lots, as we're feeling saucy today.
_________________ "Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014 bigfan wrote: Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.
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