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 Post subject: Re: Mother's Day
PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2020 10:36 am 
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Father's Day is ok since my dad is dead and my kids don't do anything for me anyway. Mother's Day is the worst day of the year BY FAR.


Try doing something your wife likes this year and then report back.


Try having a Polish mother and get back to me.


Defeated before you even started.

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 Post subject: Re: Mother's Day
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I look at these days different now that I have a kid. I don't think there is anything wrong with each parent getting a day to do and eat whatever they want just because.


I look at it differently because I'm not sure how many more of these we'll get to spend together.

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No going out for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Women will get barbecue just like men get on Father's Day and they'll like it. We should make them grill too so they'll get a true appreciation of it.

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:lol:

I'm going drop off a load of laundry and some clothes to be mended.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
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I'm going drop off a load of laundry and some clothes to be mended.

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Nas wrote:
No going out for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Women will get barbecue just like men get on Father's Day and they'll like it. We should make them grill too so they'll get a true appreciation of it.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

True story...my wife made her own breakfast her first Mother's day. My oldest was up most of the night, and I was up with her...I think I finally got her down around 5 AM, and I had been up since 5 the previous morning...pity was taken on me and I was allowed to sleep until like 8 or 9.

Her revenge was waking me up at 7 on Father's day to go out to breakfast with her and her mom...and I was super hung over from Doug's 40th the night before...

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I think we need to adjust women’s understanding that your wife is not your mother. All of the bullshit flows from this

My wife should have 0 expectation from me that day.

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I think we need to adjust women’s understanding that your wife is not your mother. All of the bullshit flows from this

My wife should have 0 expectation from me that day.


You lost me last time on the "mother" thing so I didn't really expect this to be different. YOU and your boys should do something for your wife. She doesn't need to be your mother. Mothering 3 of your favorite people is more than enough.

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good dolphin wrote:
I think we need to adjust women’s understanding that your wife is not your mother. All of the bullshit flows from this

My wife should have 0 expectation from me that day.

There is no doubt in my mind that this is exactly the case.

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...and I was super hung over from Doug's 40th the night before...


ugh...I was requesting death that morning. 2nd worst hangover ever.

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Nas wrote:
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I think we need to adjust women’s understanding that your wife is not your mother. All of the bullshit flows from this

My wife should have 0 expectation from me that day.


You lost me last time on the "mother" thing so I didn't really expect this to be different. YOU and your boys should do something for your wife. She doesn't need to be your mother. Mothering 3 of your favorite people is more than enough.


that's bullshit. The boys yes since that's their mom. But as for GD, he doesn't even need to talk to his wife that day let alone give her a gift. He didn't marry his mom as far as I know.

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shakes wrote:
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I think we need to adjust women’s understanding that your wife is not your mother. All of the bullshit flows from this

My wife should have 0 expectation from me that day.


You lost me last time on the "mother" thing so I didn't really expect this to be different. YOU and your boys should do something for your wife. She doesn't need to be your mother. Mothering 3 of your favorite people is more than enough.


that's bullshit. The boys yes since that's their mom. But as for GD, he doesn't even need to talk to his wife that day let alone give her a gift. He didn't marry his mom as far as I know.


He married a woman who birthed them. There are specific cards for mothers who didn't push you out. There are different things that you can do for them because you love them or appreciate them. Not being an asshole to people you care about isn't a big deal.

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that's bullshit. The boys yes since that's their mom. But as for GD, he doesn't even need to talk to his wife that day let alone give her a gift. He didn't marry his mom as far as I know.
This probably sounds a lot funnier when you say it through a mask while sitting on the toilet. The background cascade of urine hitting the water adds to it as well.

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Nas wrote:
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I think we need to adjust women’s understanding that your wife is not your mother. All of the bullshit flows from this

My wife should have 0 expectation from me that day.


You lost me last time on the "mother" thing so I didn't really expect this to be different. YOU and your boys should do something for your wife. She doesn't need to be your mother. Mothering 3 of your favorite people is more than enough.


that's bullshit. The boys yes since that's their mom. But as for GD, he doesn't even need to talk to his wife that day let alone give her a gift. He didn't marry his mom as far as I know.


He married a woman who birthed them. There are specific cards for mothers who didn't push you out. There are different things that you can do for them because you love them or appreciate them. Not being an asshole to people you care about isn't a big deal.


Of course there are specific cards for that. I'm sure there are specific cards that come from a pet dog wishing mom happy mothers day. That's why it's called a Hallmark Holiday. Cause dummies let Hallmark dictate to them how to celebrate. Do I need to buy a card for my wife? Of course you do, Hallmark says so!

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that's bullshit. The boys yes since that's their mom. But as for GD, he doesn't even need to talk to his wife that day let alone give her a gift. He didn't marry his mom as far as I know.
This probably sounds a lot funnier when you say it through a mask while sitting on the toilet. The background cascade of urine hitting the water adds to it as well.


anytime the urine actually hits the water I get a gold star.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
shakes wrote:
that's bullshit. The boys yes since that's their mom. But as for GD, he doesn't even need to talk to his wife that day let alone give her a gift. He didn't marry his mom as far as I know.
This probably sounds a lot funnier when you say it through a mask while sitting on the toilet. The background cascade of urine hitting the water adds to it as well.

:lol:

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Nas wrote:
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I think we need to adjust women’s understanding that your wife is not your mother. All of the bullshit flows from this

My wife should have 0 expectation from me that day.


You lost me last time on the "mother" thing so I didn't really expect this to be different. YOU and your boys should do something for your wife. She doesn't need to be your mother. Mothering 3 of your favorite people is more than enough.


You've been compromised by the mother's day industry.

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I think we need to adjust women’s understanding that your wife is not your mother.



My wife reminds me of that fact all the time. :lol:

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