https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/ ... ck-muscles

Brian May taken to hospital after tearing buttock muscles while gardening

Brian May has complained of “relentless pain” after he was taken to hospital following a gardening injury that tore muscles in his buttocks – and, while in recovery, made a sustained attack on Boris Johnson’s preparedness for coronavirus.

Writing on Instagram, the Queen guitarist said: “I managed to rip my gluteus maximus to shreds in a moment of overenthusiastic gardening. So suddenly I find myself in a hospital getting scanned to find out exactly how much I’ve actually damaged myself. Turns out I did a thorough job – this is a couple of days ago – and I won’t be able to walk for a while … or sleep, without a lot of assistance, because the pain is relentless.”

Always something you hear for the first time and you go what!?

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Elections have consequences.

You can't attack anyone after tearing your ass.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Sounds like his buttock muscles were..........under pressure.

Swung on BELTED!

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That does sound like a pain in the ass

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

"Enthusiastic gardening"?

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

He's digging himself into a hole at this point.

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