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 Post subject: My Cellphone Keyboard
PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2020 10:05 am 
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I use the feature that "guesses" the word you're typing a lot. Recently, I've noticed that the wrong word has been pressed far too often. My fingers aren't fat and they say I have 20/15 vision so other than proofreading my posts, it can't be my fault.

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Nas wrote:
I use the feature that "guesses" the word you're typing a lot. Recently, I've noticed that the wrong word has been pressed far too often. My fingers aren't fat and they say I have 20/15 vision so other than proofreading my posts, it can't be my fault.

Your keyboard is very smart and trying to help you out from posting more useless thoughts and terrible Bears opinions.

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Hawg Ass wrote:
Nas wrote:
I use the feature that "guesses" the word you're typing a lot. Recently, I've noticed that the wrong word has been pressed far too often. My fingers aren't fat and they say I have 20/15 vision so other than proofreading my posts, it can't be my fault.

Your keyboard is very smart and trying to help you out from posting more useless thoughts and terrible Bears opinions.


Fake News!

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You've been teaching your phone the art of incoherent trolling, now the keyboard is doing the work so your brain doesn't have to.
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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
You've been teaching your phone the art of incoherent trolling, now the keyboard is doing the work so your brain doesn't have to.

:lol:

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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2020 10:26 am 
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I can't read the last 2 posts.

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Nas wrote:
I can't read the last 2 posts.

I will translate:
:lol:

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Another post has been blocked. Thanks, Samsung!

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
You've been teaching your phone the art of incoherent trolling, now the keyboard is doing the work so your brain doesn't have to.

:lol:

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Nas wrote:
Another post has been blocked. Thanks, Samsung!

This could be The Hawks problem, but he doesn't know how to use a cell phone so probably not.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Nas wrote:
Another post has been blocked. Thanks, Samsung!

This could be The Hawks problem, but he doesn't know how to use a cell phone so probably not.


He's sure Seacrest just randomly deletes his posts.

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Maybe the crew who hacked Jbill's computer have found their way into Nas's phone!

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Maybe the crew who hacked Jbill's computer have found their way into Nas's phone!


Probably the Wisemen.

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Nas wrote:
I can't read the last 2 posts.

:lol:

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Hawg Ass wrote:
Nas wrote:
I use the feature that "guesses" the word you're typing a lot. Recently, I've noticed that the wrong word has been pressed far too often. My fingers aren't fat and they say I have 20/15 vision so other than proofreading my posts, it can't be my fault.

Your keyboard is very smart and trying to help you out from posting more useless terrible Bears opinions.


:lol: :lol:

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Sorry you sent your W2 by mistake to the wrong person!
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i hit "n" and "." instead of my spacebar almsot 40% of the time. i feel bad for anyone that gets texts from me
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