He doesn’t get it.

He’s on a message board complaining that he has to provide pizza in order to have sex.

Hopeless romantic that Panthro

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I'm not going to believe that you never fight with your wife.

Its highly more likely that you just don't utilize your wife's vaginal facilities enough for her to use them as leverage against you in a spat.

That's fine. There are other ways of letting off the steam of being a Man.

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We Now Know That JOE BIDEN has been COMPROMISED by CHINA! (let that sink in)

Election 2020-The Largest Fraud in the History of Mankind.

*If you believe that Biden won, you also believe that Epstein killed himself*

Oh. Its panther.
That explains everything.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I know Panther is nuts, but I didn't think he was Jimmy Reardon level...although...Skittles.

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My first thought when I hear someone say they have never fought with their wife is how sad that is.

Disagreements are a part of life and as such, part of marriage as well.

But humans as a rule, and women for sure, don’t want to be “ utilized.” They want to be loved and respected.

Try what Darkside suggested.

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Seeing as if we have been married for almost two decades, Mr. Spock would say:

To suspect otherwise would be illogical.

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We Now Know That JOE BIDEN has been COMPROMISED by CHINA! (let that sink in)

Election 2020-The Largest Fraud in the History of Mankind.

*If you believe that Biden won, you also believe that Epstein killed himself*

My first thought when reading a thread in which somebody calls their wife a douchebag is how sad.

Certainly disagreements happen and insults may even be hurled in the heat of the moment. But starting a thread about such events says way more about you than your wife, Panther. This is a lot different than some off the cuff post in the 'Complain About' thread that reads something like, "shitty night...the wife and I are in an argument and it sucks."

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Panther?

Anyhow, the reason I started the thread was just for something to jabber on about. I'm not really traumatized by it, and you shouldn't be, either. To me, it is just something to make life interesting for a moment, and an opportunity to go back and forth with The Gentry about something to pass time.

I am, in essence, voluntarily-providing content for the site!

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We Now Know That JOE BIDEN has been COMPROMISED by CHINA! (let that sink in)

Election 2020-The Largest Fraud in the History of Mankind.

*If you believe that Biden won, you also believe that Epstein killed himself*

I've never fought with my wife. Its not sad. Its good. We are very like minded.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

They have, however, boxed. DW has a mean left jab and fancy footwork, but Darko still was able to take her.

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That's kind of like masturbating.

. . . just sayin'

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We Now Know That JOE BIDEN has been COMPROMISED by CHINA! (let that sink in)

Election 2020-The Largest Fraud in the History of Mankind.

*If you believe that Biden won, you also believe that Epstein killed himself*

See my girl, Denise. She knows better. She got out of line one time, I stomped her in the midsection.

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She got out of line one time, I stomped her in the midsection.

I should have used the term disagreement.

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Of course, but please wear a mask while saying that as well.

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We Now Know That JOE BIDEN has been COMPROMISED by CHINA! (let that sink in)

Election 2020-The Largest Fraud in the History of Mankind.

*If you believe that Biden won, you also believe that Epstein killed himself*

nothing pisses a woman off more than jerkin off out of spite while shes laying right next to you. they cant do it to us because we wouldnt care, even if they do it maliciously we just think its hot

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Yep, that type of shit would start a full-scale and total Jerk-O-Rama!


(much like a total Barf-O-rama, but with jerkin' off instead, of course)

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We Now Know That JOE BIDEN has been COMPROMISED by CHINA! (let that sink in)

Election 2020-The Largest Fraud in the History of Mankind.

*If you believe that Biden won, you also believe that Epstein killed himself*

Oh, no, this just turned into another "Darkside has the perfect relationship" thread. Bad enough when he tries to make us believe but he has a string of accolytes to sing chorus

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

you have any leftover pizza?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I wouldn't say perfect but no arguing.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

serenity now

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Yea

Even the largest of pizzas goes like a ripsaw cut through it at our dinner table.

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We Now Know That JOE BIDEN has been COMPROMISED by CHINA! (let that sink in)

Election 2020-The Largest Fraud in the History of Mankind.

*If you believe that Biden won, you also believe that Epstein killed himself*

Shoutout to the wife. Really out-did herself today (and, Me!).

Kids are at the in-laws, and we just banged, wolf-style (savagely from the back like hungry, pre-historic cavepeople) in the living room on the ottoman.

Great, great sesh.

Hope you all are able to have one of your own today!

(Sorry for bragging, but I'm a bragger, so deal with it!)

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We Now Know That JOE BIDEN has been COMPROMISED by CHINA! (let that sink in)

Election 2020-The Largest Fraud in the History of Mankind.

*If you believe that Biden won, you also believe that Epstein killed himself*

What is sex?

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Yep that is definitely Panther

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Not creepy at all.... nope. Not one bit.

In front of the in-laws?

Any social distance? Or moral distance?

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You know me like that.

No social distancing whatsoever. Me and the cervix were hanging out in each others' personal space.

I went in for the front rent, and stole out with the back rent, too!

Update: working on getting an encore together after a long, hard, sweaty day of hubby-wife yardwork.

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We Now Know That JOE BIDEN has been COMPROMISED by CHINA! (let that sink in)

Election 2020-The Largest Fraud in the History of Mankind.

*If you believe that Biden won, you also believe that Epstein killed himself*