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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Ask whistler.

Posted: Sat May 23, 2020 10:31 pm

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Instead of you creating 2 dozen threads every night, how about you consolidate your thoughts.

Who are you? What are you? Where are you? When are you? Why are you?

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

Post subject: Re: Ask whistler.

Posted: Sat May 23, 2020 10:54 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Instead of you creating 2 dozen threads every night, how about you consolidate your thoughts.

Who are you? What are you? Where are you? When are you? Why are you?

Yes, and how hard have you fucked?

Who have you fucked?

Where have you fucked?

When have you fucked?

Why have you fucked?

And, most importantly, What have you fucked?

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: Ask whistler.

Posted: Sat May 23, 2020 11:42 pm

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Does Jeni's ice cream have a glass coffee table for you?

Are there any protective orders against you?

Do you put ketchup on your hot dog?

Fuck, marry, kill the women of Channel 9: Jackie Bange, Sarah Jindra, Nancy Loo?

Fuck, marry, kill: Lori Lightfoot, Megan Rapinoe, Ellen DeGeneres?

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Ask whistler.

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 7:46 am

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Will you kill yourself (pretty pretty please)?

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Ask whistler.

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 8:20 am

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What was your longest stretch in prison?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Ask whistler.

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 2:21 pm

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When you're writing a post, do you ever say to yourself "I know nobody gives a fuck about this thought" but you post it anyway or are you so disconnected from reality that you thought that we'd find the thoughts interesting?

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Ask whistler.

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 2:32 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Isn’t that standard operating procedure for the bored?

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Ask whistler.

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 9:28 pm

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:

-Jeni's has a plaque on the wall for me: I won "shit-stained customer of the year" award.

-No

-No, havent used ketchup in decades

- marry - Jackie, fuck Jindra, fuck Loo; cant kill any of them

-Kill Lightfoot, Marry Rapinoe for the money, Kill DeGeneres.

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Ask whistler.

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 9:29 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

Will you kill yourself (pretty pretty please)?

Cant do that. I just shepherded the board thru the entire Bulls 1998 playoff run. I mean a lot to you guys.

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Ask whistler.

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 9:29 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

What was your longest stretch in prison?

5 days. Then I snuck out.

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Ask whistler.

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 9:33 pm

Too good to answer my questions, I see.

I asked first.

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whistler

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Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 9:37 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Both.

I live in a fantasy. So maybe someone here might like the different point of view. I'm here to enlighten, and occasionally give some entertainment.

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Ask whistler.

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 9:39 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Instead of you creating 2 dozen threads every night, how about you consolidate your thoughts.

Who are you? What are you? Where are you? When are you? Why are you?

They call me the Creeper. Character in Scooby-Doo.

I am an unidentified alien.

Chicago. Hiding under a highway.

I'm in an alternate universe. Fantasy land.

I exist to shepherd the board thru Bulls playoff runs.

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Ask whistler.

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 9:39 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Too good to answer my questions, I see.

I asked first.

getting to them all.

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Ask whistler.

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 9:43 pm

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FukNuggitt wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Instead of you creating 2 dozen threads every night, how about you consolidate your thoughts.

Who are you? What are you? Where are you? When are you? Why are you?

Yes, and how hard have you fucked?

Who have you fucked?

Where have you fucked?

When have you fucked?

Why have you fucked?

And, most importantly, What have you fucked?

-Harder, louder, and faster is my motto..

-In a house, and in a car.

-Every year in the last 6 years.

-I was horny. And adding notches to my belt.

-I've fucked female women.

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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