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tommy

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 7:13 am

Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2017 1:33 pm
Posts: 12078
pizza_Place: Vito and Nick's

Hussra wrote:

I still can't believe video games can be that fun.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 7:13 am

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
Posts: 65751
Location: Darkside Estates
pizza_Place: A cat got an online degree.

Wow. Deal-breaker

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 7:47 am

Joined: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:13 pm
Posts: 15062
pizza_Place: Four hours away....and on fire :-(

You better be as hot as Helen Hunt if I’m signing that waiver.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 8:57 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82220

Ashley and Blake...suburbs win again

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 9:25 am

Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:45 am
Posts: 16822
pizza_Place: Salerno's

British? "match"

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 9:33 am

Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:35 pm
Posts: 10793
Location: Parrish, FL
pizza_Place: 1. Peaquods 2. Aurelios

redskingreg wrote:

You better be as hot as Helen Hunt if I’m signing that waiver.

meh...Helen Hunt is the original RBF....nothing special

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 9:58 am

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
Posts: 43567

redskingreg wrote:

You better be as hot as Helen Hunt if I’m signing that waiver.

Helen Hunt is like a 4.

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 12:21 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:42 am
Posts: 4502
pizza_Place: The Hut

Hussra wrote:

Without a "Blowjob Clause", that deal is unacceptable.

She is hot as shit, in a regular, American Chick kinda way, but she also does look like Type A for Women Who Kill Men In Their Sleep.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 12:30 pm

Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:45 am
Posts: 16822
pizza_Place: Salerno's

good way to fulfill the make sure she has something to do while gaming requirement

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 1:45 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:42 am
Posts: 4502
pizza_Place: The Hut

Hussra wrote:

good way to fulfill the make sure she has something to do while gaming requirement

Great catch.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 1:49 pm

Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:33 pm
Posts: 19044
pizza_Place: World Famous Pizza

I hate when have to talk to wife.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 2:03 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:42 am
Posts: 4502
pizza_Place: The Hut

SpiralStairs wrote:

I hate when have to talk to wife.

Then try whispering, and report back if anything changes.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 2:11 pm

Joined: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:13 pm
Posts: 15062
pizza_Place: Four hours away....and on fire :-(

Douchebag wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

You better be as hot as Helen Hunt if I’m signing that waiver.

Helen Hunt is like a 4.

It’s a joke, chief.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 2:17 pm

Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:33 pm
Posts: 19044
pizza_Place: World Famous Pizza

FukNuggitt wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

I hate when have to talk to wife.

Then try whispering, and report back if anything changes.

Said could not hear.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 2:26 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:42 am
Posts: 4502
pizza_Place: The Hut

SpiralStairs wrote:

FukNuggitt wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

I hate when have to talk to wife.

Then try whispering, and report back if anything changes.

Said could not hear.

Keep at it.

Women enjoy the chase more than anything.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 2:28 pm

Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:33 pm
Posts: 19044
pizza_Place: World Famous Pizza

She thinks I have laryngitis and now she made a dr. appointment 4 me.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 2:31 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:42 am
Posts: 4502
pizza_Place: The Hut

SpiralStairs wrote:

She thinks I have laryngitis and now she made a dr. appointment 4 me.

There ya go.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 2:38 pm

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82220

FukNuggitt wrote:

Hussra wrote:

good way to fulfill the make sure she has something to do while gaming requirement

Great catch.

Can i just say how hurt I am that I, your old buddy and confidant, had to learn from third parties that you resurrected in this form.

What if I just started logging in under a new name with an even more charming personality?

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 3:32 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:42 am
Posts: 4502
pizza_Place: The Hut

good dolphin wrote:

FukNuggitt wrote:

Hussra wrote:

good way to fulfill the make sure she has something to do while gaming requirement

Great catch.

I can't say anything to that, but I can say that 'Wife/Girlfriend is Busy Playing Video Game' Porn is one of the top genres moving the meters right now.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 4:12 pm

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
Posts: 38609
Location: "Across 110th Street"

Hussra wrote:

good way to fulfill the make sure she has something to do while gaming requirement

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 4:28 pm

Joined: Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:46 pm
Posts: 22456
pizza_Place: Giordano's

FukNuggitt wrote:

Hussra wrote:

Without a "Blowjob Clause", that deal is unacceptable.

She is hot as shit, in a regular, American Chick kinda way, but she also does look like Type A for Women Who Kill Men In Their Sleep.

Ahem.

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 4:44 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:42 am
Posts: 4502
pizza_Place: The Hut

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

FukNuggitt wrote:

Hussra wrote:

Without a "Blowjob Clause", that deal is unacceptable.

She is hot as shit, in a regular, American Chick kinda way, but she also does look like Type A for Women Who Kill Men In Their Sleep.

Ahem.

That's the problem. Life is a give and take. Sex with that woman is probably about, well (to borrow a word from recent times), logarithmic-ally better than with a normal, sane, secure woman.

You might not wanna take that cookie, though - could be your last!

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Wed May 27, 2020 12:38 pm

Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:45 am
Posts: 16822
pizza_Place: Salerno's

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Wed May 27, 2020 1:04 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:22 am
Posts: 15141
pizza_Place: Wha Happen?

the people who talk the most about sex are the ones who are having the least of it. This goes all the way back to high school.

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

Post subject: Re: My Wife

Posted: Wed May 27, 2020 1:56 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:42 am
Posts: 4502
pizza_Place: The Hut

City of Fools wrote:

the people who talk the most about sex are the ones who are having the least of it. This goes all the way back to high school.

Yah, I'm gonna have to disagree with you on that in my case, but, generally, you may be correct.

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