Almost posted this yesterday. Floyd not being dead was not a take I was prepared for. True galaxy brain shit right there.

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Manteno, most likely racist.

Wow.

Porn star!

Was it her or her husband that figured that one out?

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Sad time we live in when you can't cross the street and talk about your conspiracy theories without being labeled a racist. Sad!

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This reminds me, I misplaced my manometer

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-- source

Maybe George Floyd knew Nacho Vidal? I'll DM Steam Hollow as they seem to be on the case.

Eaglo's favorite Hall and Oates song.

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That's not the first I've heard that wacky theory. It's based on Floyd and Chauvin supposedly having worked security together.

I have a friend who thought JFK was being kept alive on a machine in the 80s.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

and 2Pac is somewhere in the Bahamas

With Elvis.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

And Walt Disney's frozen head.

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Manhattan
Manitowoc
Isle of Man

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Yeah I had to mute a bad shit crazy lady on facebook who kept posting he is alive.

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Why does he need to be alive? Makes more sense to have him dead, that way there's no loose ends. And the cop who participated in this is cool with having his entire life ruined so the government can start a race war? Do I have that right?

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I wasn't aware people were that insane to believe this was a hoax.

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HE'S GOING TO BE FOUND NOT GUILTY AND RETIRE TO A SUNBELT STATE WITH A BIG PENSION AND A GOFUNDME!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

AND COLLECT THE LIFE INSURANCE PROCEEDS SHARING IT WITH FLOYD.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

It's gonna be like in The Shawshank Redemption when George Floyd shows up to meet Derek Chauvin in Zihuatanejo.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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Nah, THEY just told Floyd and the other cops that it was a setup, and much to his surprise, he found out that THEY just told Chauvin to kill him. And Chauvin realized if he didn't kill Floyd, THEY would kill him instead.

This will all come out at trial.


/s

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

damn, i'm here like chump playing checkers and you all playing chess.

the steam hollow chick is onto something

I live down the street, their beer sucked and the head brewer was an uncharismatic weirdo. The wife had a history of aliens neighbors. Mental health crisis in this country on full display. Haven’t set foot in that racist POS place since.