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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2020 12:22 pm 
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Hall of Fame Awful take.

"You just can't play a depressing song on the banjo.....Oh death and grief and sorrow and murder"

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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Watch the second half of that vid...even more amazing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P_6tUa ... e=youtu.be

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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Reminds me of this... our 10th president John Tyler was born in 1790. He took office in 1841, after William Henry Harrison died. And he has two living grandchildren.


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Reminds me of this... our 10th president John Tyler was born in 1790. He took office in 1841, after William Henry Harrison died. And he has two living grandchildren.


That's amazing. Tyler was 63 when he became father to the grandchildren's father, and that father was 71 and 75 when he had the two grandchildren. I wonder who in the world currently has the grandfather born earliest (not just presidents).

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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One of the occasional drawbacks to ocean front property.

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What a gallant effort from the white two story.


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Does Pulte have a Norway office?


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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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I had never heard of this. "Quick clay" if it drops below a certain level of salt content, it immediately liquifies.

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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He's up 5 million dollars. LOL



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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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I'm not up that much but I echo the sentiment. Especially this last week, its hard not to feel invincible.


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blackhawksfan wrote:
Huh? Chuck E. Cheese and Pizza Hut?



Georgia not having Chick-fil-A is insane.


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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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blackhawksfan wrote:
Huh? Chuck E. Cheese and Pizza Hut?



Georgia not having Chick-fil-A is insane.



Kentucky not having KFC?!

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Is that Sbarro in NY ? :lol:


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Michael Scott agrees.


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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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She's filling out or something...getting more weird and way less hot.

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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She's filling out or something...getting more weird and way less hot.

Less hot? :lol: Give it a rest my man.

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She's filling out or something...getting more weird and way less hot.

Less hot? :lol: Give it a rest my man.


Did you not find her pretty hot at some point?

I thought I was being pretty fair.

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