Beardown - why have you never had an avatar?

Spaulding, same question.

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You know me like that.

I have a random answer for you that I learned today. Hickory smoked chuck roast is damn delicious.

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Elections have consequences.

I had one for a while. Does anybody remember it?

I don't really know how to put one up.

What's with you and random lately?

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You know me like that.

What do you mean?

4 words.

Wait, 6, now 8...must stop

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You know me like that.

You didn't appreciate the randomness? Why do you get to be random and nobody else does? Random King!

Yeah, you were on Patrick Sharp's lap.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Random thoughts, random questions...what's next?

I wanted to talk about the first thing to pop up. There was one before that. Really early on.

I did have a Jack Handey mult for a time. I might still.

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What's your favorite Jack Handey quote

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I like
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. ""Oh, no,"" I said. ""Disneyland burned down."" He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

The one where he says he told his kids that rain was just god crying and when his kid asked him why was god crying he responded “probably something you did”. At least I remember that as being a deep thought. God... maybe it was my father.

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that's funny.

Not having an avatar for me?

Initially, just didn't care to get one. Then everybody here got one. I guess I thought it would be cool to be the only one without an avatar.

One question I've always wondered for Dr Ken's avatar : why do you have a 48 star flag in your avatar instead of 50?

You were wrong.

Too many people confused you with BD.

But I suppose that’s not an issue any longer. Although I often think about BD’s thoughts on an Alaskan Police Colony.

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You know me like that.

Clubhouse leader for pick-up line of the year!

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Me picking the name "Beardown" was also weird. I wanted to say something when I first found this site. Didn't put much thought into it. So I just came up with something to log in. Never thought I'd be here that long. It's a stupid name. But, what the hell, it's my name.

True story.

A year ago.

I'm at a bar by myself watching the Bears game. We scored a touch down or did something good. I don't remember exactly. Some guy yelled out "Beardown".

And I looked at him like he was trying to get my attention or talk to me. Then I quickly realized I was an idiot.

You and Ditka I believe.

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https://www.backroadspubandgrill.com

Or was that Grid???

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Wasn't it a male porn star? Pretty sure it was.

They do look very similar ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I think it was WR that always said I was a Grid mult at first.

I had a pink taco as an avatar for awhile.

Why the fuck do allergies exist?

Such a pain in the fucking ass.

For eyes and sinuses, in two of my kids' cases. Fuck. Tough little dudes. Good thing for Claritin, though.

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We Now Know That JOE BIDEN has been COMPROMISED by CHINA! (let that sink in)

Election 2020-The Largest Fraud in the History of Mankind.

*If you believe that Biden won, you also believe that Epstein killed himself*