Ever calmed a beast down?

Say a wild animal, a horse, and u were able to horse-collar him to corral him.

Or maybe it was a big drunk dude who was running wild, lets say pushin' people around at a concert. Were you able to bring him down and calm him down?

Or maybe it was a lunatic chick that couldnt control herself, were u able to calm her down somehow?

What methods did u use? Hypnotization? Brute physical force?

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Got your sister to settle down by fucking her in the ass.

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Fed yer mom some carrots one time. That seemed to please her.

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I sodomized your grandmother with a crowbar while your mom watched and munched on the carrots Spiral Stairs gave her. They both reported that the experience enhanced their feelings of tranquility and inner peace.

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wildebeast ?

Hasn't everybody?

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

that escalated quickly

I love lamp!

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It is not our fault that whistler has a family full of sluts.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

After 9-11 occurred I was in the check-out line at a cut rate gas station. The clerk at the station was a Muslim and a couple of young men were really pissed and yelling at the guy for being a terrorist. I got between the Muslim and the two guys and got them out of the gas station and in their cars. I had to push them around a bit but they did get in the car and left before something bad would have happened. Another guy at the gas station told the Muslim not to call the cops and he didn't. Shit happens sometimes.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Julie TheHawko

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Did your two sons make it home alright?

One was in college and the other I think was at work when the Muslim terrorists attacked this country. My kids, wouldn't attack some person at a gas station, though, would you or your kids?

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

To honestly answer this question, I spent an entire summer on the farm taming an adult wild calico cat.

I was able to do it and she allowed me to be around her kittens. We called her Mother Cat. I was less creative in my word choices back in the day. Or maybe I wasn't...who is to say.

Took a long time, though.

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You know me like that.

We’re her kittens named mother cat Jr., the Third, etc..

Pretty much. I won't speak too much about them. Things didn't end well.

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You know me like that.

We had three sibling barn kittens. The red one, the grey one and the tortoise shell. They became red, grey and tortie. Very original. Right up there with the other three kittens that a stray had Of orangina, spot and stripe. Things rarely end well with barn cats but Red just passed at 20 years of age.

now I want to know

No, of course not. It was a couple mostly peaceful flights.

What in the hell are you talking about?

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

how did you guys not manage to wordfilter beast yet?

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