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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2020 7:43 pm 
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Surprisingly , Julie didn’t write this . What’s next , we start calling them “ advanced bachelors degrees” ?

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The name “The Masters” must go.

The heralded golf tournament, one of the four majors, needs to go back to its original name — the Augusta National Invitational. It became the Masters in 1939.

Tiger Woods, other big-time golfers and corporate sponsorships should demand it. In the current climate, with all the sweeping changes, it’s only right and just. Best of all, in this case, it’s a simple and smooth fix.

The Masters never felt good or even sounded good when you said it.

And before we hear from the choir about tradition and history, save it.

When that history and tradition is rooted in slavery, it shouldn’t be preserved and honored.

Augusta National was built on grounds that were once a slave plantation and was the property of a slave owner. And according to a 2019 New Yorker piece about the course, it’s believed that enslaved Blacks were housed on the property.

And be honest. When you hear anyone say the Masters, you think of slave masters in the South. There’s nothing else, nothing special. You don’t think of someone mastering the game of golf. When has anyone mastered golf?


I do not care for golf and I do not care for most of the South. I am quite biased in this regard. I have still never come to the conclusion that "the Masters" is named after owning slaves. The name always felt fine, and I think people have mastered golf, relatively speaking, when they are playing it professionally in one of the four major tournaments. Everything about Augusta feels racist and weird (right down to the fetishization of eating mayonnaise and cheese on white bread), but going after the name is just gilding the lily.


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 Post subject: Re: Cancellation updates
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It was clear Biden was the best shot to beat Trump.

That's never been clear, and it's still wrong. The more boring candidate loses every time. Bernie is an interesting guy. Biden is not. Trump is.

Biden is going to lose to Trump, even with all the shit that's going on in the country right now. That's how bad of a candidate he is.

Bernie lost to Biden and Hillary so your theory seems off.

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 Post subject: Re: Cancellation updates
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That sounds great in theory but it’s simply not how the world and human nature work



Are there some cock shots of yours out there that you're worried about? :lol: Just don't take the photo. Teach your kids not to take the photo. Then you don't have to worry about your ex-girlfriend or your barber.

Nah, not that I’m worried about. Most of us have our dick in the cloud somewhere from poor decisions. Like I said, it’s simply not realistic to just say “don’t ever do that”. It’s no different than telling kids not to do drugs.

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 Post subject: Re: Cancellation updates
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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It was clear Biden was the best shot to beat Trump.

That's never been clear, and it's still wrong. The more boring candidate loses every time. Bernie is an interesting guy. Biden is not. Trump is.

Biden is going to lose to Trump, even with all the shit that's going on in the country right now. That's how bad of a candidate he is.

Bernie lost to Biden and Hillary so your theory seems off.

Nope. You’ll see I’m right in November.

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 Post subject: Re: Cancellation updates
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FavreFan wrote:
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It was clear Biden was the best shot to beat Trump.

That's never been clear, and it's still wrong. The more boring candidate loses every time. Bernie is an interesting guy. Biden is not. Trump is.

Biden is going to lose to Trump, even with all the shit that's going on in the country right now. That's how bad of a candidate he is.

Bernie lost to Biden and Hillary so your theory seems off.

Nope. You’ll see I’m right in November.

Trump still may win. Incumbents often do.

Bernie wasn't beating him. He couldn't beat Hillary or Biden.

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 Post subject: Re: Cancellation updates
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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It was clear Biden was the best shot to beat Trump.

That's never been clear, and it's still wrong. The more boring candidate loses every time. Bernie is an interesting guy. Biden is not. Trump is.

Biden is going to lose to Trump, even with all the shit that's going on in the country right now. That's how bad of a candidate he is.

Bernie lost to Biden and Hillary so your theory seems off.

Nope. You’ll see I’m right in November.

Trump still may win. Incumbents often do.

Bernie wasn't beating him. He couldn't beat Hillary or Biden.

He would have if the DNC didn’t rig the primaries against him. They will be responsible for giving us 8 years of Trump. Get what ya deserve

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 Post subject: Re: Cancellation updates
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Bernie had a clear path to an easy victory and blew it. That's not on the DNC.

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 Post subject: Re: Cancellation updates
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Bernie had a clear path to an easy victory and blew it. That's not on the DNC.

There's a lot to this. I Was a Bernie voter in 2016, and didn't vote for him this year. I don't think he was really honest about this run.

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 Post subject: Re: Cancellation updates
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 Post subject: Re: Cancellation updates
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a boston guy doesnt prioritize diversity.... shocking


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 Post subject: Re: Cancellation updates
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a boston guy doesnt prioritize diversity.... shocking

Goddam Bill Simmons for making decisions that made his business successful. He needs to do better.


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 Post subject: Re: Cancellation updates
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 Post subject: Re: Cancellation updates
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Folks on the left have been trying to cancel Bill Simmons for years now. It's not gonna work. The ex-Deadspin crew is fucking obsessed with him.

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Folks on the left have been trying to cancel Bill Simmons for years now. It's not gonna work. The ex-Deadspin crew is fucking obsessed with him.

Why? He's too interesting?


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Folks on the left have been trying to cancel Bill Simmons for years now. It's not gonna work. The ex-Deadspin crew is fucking obsessed with him.

Why? He's too interesting?

Comes off as jealousy he made it big.

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Jimmy Kimmel on the hot seat !

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This is a good example of why they can't cancel Bill. This person literally tried to find the most awful shit Bill has said - spanning over 20 years - and this is the worst group of shit that person could find. It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

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This is a good example of why they can't cancel Bill. This person literally tried to find the most awful shit Bill has said - spanning over 20 years - and this is the worst group of shit that person could find. It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.


if they cancelled him due to his terrible performance as a NBA studio analyst that would have been a better reason.


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Jimmy Kimmel on the hot seat !

:lol:

You know as someone who drifted decidedly right over the past two decades Carolla has to be finding this pretty damn funny

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Jimmy Kimmel on the hot seat !

:lol:

You know as someone who drifted decidedly right over the past two decades Carolla has to be finding this pretty damn funny

Would you drift left if it meant millions, knowing you'd have to eat shit from time to time? Carolla is doing alright for himself but it ain't Kimmel money.


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Jimmy Kimmel on the hot seat !

:lol:

You know as someone who drifted decidedly right over the past two decades Carolla has to be finding this pretty damn funny

Would you drift left if it meant millions, knowing you'd have to eat shit from time to time? Carolla is doing alright for himself but it ain't Kimmel money.

No question. I'd sell out like a motherfucker if it meant making Kimmel money. Then I'd get cancelled eventually but I'd have millions and I'd be content.

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Jimmy Kimmel on the hot seat !

:lol:

You know as someone who drifted decidedly right over the past two decades Carolla has to be finding this pretty damn funny

Would you drift left if it meant millions, knowing you'd have to eat shit from time to time? Carolla is doing alright for himself but it ain't Kimmel money.

No question. I'd sell out like a motherfucker if it meant making Kimmel money. Then I'd get cancelled eventually but I'd have millions and I'd be content.

Well, that's exactly what's happening. Carolla isn't laughing. He's shrugging his shoulders.


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Nardi wrote:
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Jimmy Kimmel on the hot seat !

:lol:

You know as someone who drifted decidedly right over the past two decades Carolla has to be finding this pretty damn funny

Would you drift left if it meant millions, knowing you'd have to eat shit from time to time? Carolla is doing alright for himself but it ain't Kimmel money.

No question. I'd sell out like a motherfucker if it meant making Kimmel money. Then I'd get cancelled eventually but I'd have millions and I'd be content.

Well, that's exactly what's happening. Carolla isn't laughing. He's shrugging his shoulders.

And Kimmel is going to be fine . Helps to be a liberal .

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I like Kimmel's explanation for why he wore blackface, as if his reason was any different than why anyone else ever wore it.

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Nardi wrote:
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Nardi wrote:
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Jimmy Kimmel on the hot seat !

:lol:

You know as someone who drifted decidedly right over the past two decades Carolla has to be finding this pretty damn funny

Would you drift left if it meant millions, knowing you'd have to eat shit from time to time? Carolla is doing alright for himself but it ain't Kimmel money.

No question. I'd sell out like a motherfucker if it meant making Kimmel money. Then I'd get cancelled eventually but I'd have millions and I'd be content.

Well, that's exactly what's happening. Carolla isn't laughing. He's shrugging his shoulders.

I thought politics caused a rift between Adam and Jimmy/Bill. Could be mistaken. Thats why I was thinking he'd find it funny

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FavreFan wrote:
Nardi wrote:
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Nardi wrote:
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badrogue17 wrote:
Jimmy Kimmel on the hot seat !

:lol:

You know as someone who drifted decidedly right over the past two decades Carolla has to be finding this pretty damn funny

Would you drift left if it meant millions, knowing you'd have to eat shit from time to time? Carolla is doing alright for himself but it ain't Kimmel money.

No question. I'd sell out like a motherfucker if it meant making Kimmel money. Then I'd get cancelled eventually but I'd have millions and I'd be content.

Well, that's exactly what's happening. Carolla isn't laughing. He's shrugging his shoulders.

I thought politics caused a rift between Adam and Jimmy/Bill. Could be mistaken. Thats why I was thinking he'd find it funny
Kimmel brought Carolla on as a writer for the Oscars when he hosted. I think they're still friendly. Now Carolla and David Alan Grier, that's another story entirely.


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