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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: hEY

Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2020 11:40 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

When do I get to complain? I got a lot of issues!

You are next in line after Darkside is done.

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The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: hEY

Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2020 11:44 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

You are next in line after Darkside is done.

Well, that's pretty patriarchal.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: hEY

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:07 am

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Seacrest wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

I know you complain around here. A lot.

People who complain often are not happy people.

Feel free to give it a rest and prove me wrong though.

I really don't.
Its odd that you think that.
Other than you I don't complain about anything really. Well you and stuff you do.

Am I talking to the same guy that complained about something that I didn't do and then left the board over it?

B-Mac is trying to tell you something.

Listen.

I don't think you are talking to that guy no. You must have me confused with someone else completely.
And bmac can't really say anything to anyone.

You are that guy.

B-Mac is trying to help you here.

When did I leave the board over something you did?
Bmac is a fool. And you're probably a fool trying to use a fool to score points on me.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: hEY

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:10 am

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Was it something he said or something he did
Did the words not come out right?

One of my favorite songs ever.

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B Mac

Post subject: Re: hEY

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:24 pm

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Darko you are such a sad bitter little man. Spaulding just wants the attention.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: hEY

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:59 pm

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B Mac wrote:

Darko you are such a sad bitter little man. Spaulding just wants the attention.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: hEY

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2020 1:05 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

You are next in line after Darkside is done.

Well, that's pretty patriarchal.

Ok

What's your list?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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B Mac

Post subject: Re: hEY

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2020 1:20 pm

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Darkside wrote:

B Mac wrote:

Darko you are such a sad bitter little man. Spaulding just wants the attention.

It’s like this fucking guy has a bot set up to alert him when I post.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: hEY

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2020 1:34 pm

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B Mac wrote:

Darkside wrote:

B Mac wrote:

Darko you are such a sad bitter little man. Spaulding just wants the attention.

It’s like this fucking guy has a bot set up to alert him when I post.

You entertain me. I love sports, science, and train wrecks.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Ever shit ur pants and had to go without an undie??

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:38 am

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well today I shit my pants.

Diahrea actually. A little bit. I was able to get to the shitter in time to let most of it blast out.

My underwear was useless after that.

I took it off but I put a clean one on.

The slop of shit also leaked thru to my pajama. So I'm not wearing that now. I put on a different pajama as well.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Ever shit ur pants and had to go without an undie??

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 6:07 am

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I'm almost there. Keep going.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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billypootons

Post subject: Re: Ever shit ur pants and had to go without an undie??

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 8:29 am

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whistler wrote:

try wearing depends or another adult diaper

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CDOM

Post subject: Re: Ever shit ur pants and had to go without an undie??

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 9:38 am

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WTF!

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Ever shit ur pants and had to go without an undie??

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:03 am

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whistler wrote:

I heard some people don't even know they shit their pants until they drop their drawers.

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NWsider4-3-3

Post subject: Re: Ever shit ur pants and had to go without an undie??

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 1:17 pm

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whistler wrote:

My underwear was useless after that.

no. you were blessed with the chance to make your very own, home-made mask.

next time.

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: hEY

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:55 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Was it something he said or something he did
Did the words not come out right?

One of my favorite songs ever.

I tried not to hurt you, Spaulding

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brick (/brik/) verb
1. block or enclose with a wall of bricks
2. Proper response would be to ask an endless series of follow ups until the person regrets having spoken to you in the first place.

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DAC

Post subject: Re: Ever shit ur pants and had to go without an undie??

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 5:50 pm

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In the latest Smartless podcast, Jason Batemen told a story of shitting his pants a couple minutes before he was going on Stephen Colbert’s show. It was laugh out loud funny.

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hnd

Post subject: Re: Ever shit ur pants and had to go without an undie??

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 9:48 am

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i shit my pants at a job interview. like the little squirt dealio where you are like oh wait, oh no.

was offered the job btw. did not accept.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Ever shit ur pants and had to go without an undie??

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 10:04 am

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Someday we'll just shit our pants whenever we want and little nanobots in our drawers will eat it all up good as new. Brick Drawers, they'll be called.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Ever shit ur pants and had to go without an undie??

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2021 8:13 pm

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I've only shit my pants once in my entire life. It was in 1983, right after seeing JAWS 3D at River Oaks West in Cal City and it was a long way to the parking lot to find the car. I don't remember how I resolved the issue. I just remember it being the "Green Apple Quick Steps". I think it has been wiped from my memory forever, due to the trauma.

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bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Ever shit ur pants and had to go without an undie??

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:51 am

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Ever shit ur pants and had to go without an undie??

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:51 am

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DAC wrote:

In the latest Smartless podcast, Jason Batemen told a story of shitting his pants a couple minutes before he was going on Stephen Colbert’s show. It was laugh out loud funny.

I would liked to hear this

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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