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https://bleacherreport.com/articles/289 ... ing-dishes

Chicago Cubs starting pitcher Jose Quintana suffered a thumb injury on his left pitching hand while washing dishes at his Miami home Saturday.

Mark Gonzales of the Chicago Tribune reported Thursday that Quintana underwent surgery and should be ready to resume his throwing program in two weeks ahead of the 2020 MLB season.


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Hopefully it's worse than expected.


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Can't afford a Bosch ?


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I would join in on the joking...but I cut my finger pretty bad about a week ago cleaning a bread knife.

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Can't afford a Juan?

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Quintana always has a great first half.

So I don't know if that means he will be awesome or terrible in 2020.

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Can't afford a Juan?


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Hahn wins the trade again

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Can't afford a Bosch ?

I'm guessing he was cleaning a knife. You never put your good knives in the dishwasher.

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He was at 150 North WarshingDishes.

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Hahn wins the trade again


Very lopsided trade even before this clown cut himself.

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I did not think of the knife angle.


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I did not think of the knife angle.

I'm a little bit embarrassed I laughed at that.

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He always struggled with his cutter.

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His control hasn't been sharp.

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Can someone make sure the rest of the staff has a dishwasher at their house

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Can someone make sure the rest of the staff has a dishwasher at their house

https://www.thekitchn.com/3-ways-you-may-be-ruining-your-knives-189296

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Can someone make sure the rest of the staff has a dishwasher at their house

https://www.thekitchn.com/3-ways-you-may-be-ruining-your-knives-189296

Ok then.
Can someone make sure the rest of the staff has a dishwasher at their house and that their significant other washes all knives?

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Willing to bet he only broke half the plate .

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RFDC wrote:
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RFDC wrote:
Can someone make sure the rest of the staff has a dishwasher at their house

https://www.thekitchn.com/3-ways-you-may-be-ruining-your-knives-189296

Ok then.
Can someone make sure the rest of the staff has a dishwasher at their house and that their significant other washes all knives?

That's a very patriarchal way of looking at things. What if Quintana's significant other is a better pitcher than him?

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Can someone make sure the rest of the staff has a dishwasher at their house

https://www.thekitchn.com/3-ways-you-may-be-ruining-your-knives-189296

Ok then.
Can someone make sure the rest of the staff has a dishwasher at their house and that their significant other washes all knives?

That's a very patriarchal way of looking at things. What if Quintana's significant other is a better pitcher than him?

Then give that person Q's jersey and lets get this season going.

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Quintana always has a great first half.
6-7 before the 2019 AS break.

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Married macho Hispanic male washing dishes in his own home? DOUBTFUL. There is more to this story. Bryan Robinson vibe.

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After watching Cease last night, I just want to once again say "THANKS CUBS!!!"



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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
After watching Cease last night, I just want to once again say "THANKS CUBS!!!"




Winner of the cy young for intrasquad games. Peter Tom Willis won preseason MVP for the bears too.


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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
After watching Cease last night, I just want to once again say "THANKS CUBS!!!"



That's the kind of AB that is hilarious to watch in person.

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Cease is probably good. Way to strike out...Yermin Mercedes.


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Cease is probably good. Way to strike out...Yermin Mercedes.

Getting 3 swinging strikes against AS catcher James McCann was the highlight of the night for him.


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Cease is probably good. Way to strike out...Yermin Mercedes.

Getting 3 swinging strikes against AS catcher James McCann was the highlight of the night for him.



Hopefully he'll have better highlights in his career than striking out a guy in an inter-squad game who struck out in 31% of his ABs last year


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Married macho Hispanic male washing dishes in his own home? DOUBTFUL. There is more to this story. Bryan Robinson vibe.

Yep, wife cut him for sure.


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