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I don't know if I would use "very attractive" to describe her, but I would hit that. She looks like she might have a bit of a wild streak in her.

Also agree with gd re: The Hangover II

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billypootons wrote:
meghan mccain is very attractive currently and if she lost a little weight would be a high 8 or even a 9. the potential is there. i dont know if this is unpopular but thought it might be.


pretty face and bone structure but she's not just heavy, she has big manly soldiers

Still, I'm a face guy

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Miller Lite is great. Best beer on the market.


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good dolphin wrote:
billypootons wrote:
meghan mccain is very attractive currently and if she lost a little weight would be a high 8 or even a 9. the potential is there. i dont know if this is unpopular but thought it might be.


pretty face and bone structure but she's not just heavy, she has big manly soldiers

Still, I'm a face guy


She's got a great "cum on my face" look.


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Miller Lite is great. Best beer on the market.

That'll be a hard one to top

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Miller Lite is pretty terrible but still better than 90% of craft beers.


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I have a friend who is a beer "aficionado" and as much as i like hanging out with him, every time I go over there his beer fridge is just stuffed with undrinkable "craft beer". He will pull out some weird beer from some weird little brewery and give me one and almost always I wish I could pour it down the sink and just grab a Busch Light but I dont want to hurt his feelings. Every now and again one of them will be OK but on a hot day sitting by the pool all I want is an ice cold domestic light beer and not some bitter craft beer. Now I just bring a cooler over there. That doesnt stop him from trying to get me to drink his fruity, funky craft shit though.


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I have a friend who is a beer "aficionado" and as much as i like hanging out with him, every time I go over there his beer fridge is just stuffed with undrinkable "craft beer". He will pull out some weird beer from some weird little brewery and give me one and almost always I wish I could pour it down the sink and just grab a Busch Light but I dont want to hurt his feelings. Every now and again one of them will be OK but on a hot day sitting by the pool all I want is an ice cold domestic light beer and not some bitter craft beer. Now I just bring a cooler over there. That doesnt stop him from trying to get me to drink his fruity, funky craft shit though.


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Married With Children would be one of the greatest sitcoms of all time if any "major" network except Fox carried the show.

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Nas wrote:
Married With Children would be one of the greatest sitcoms of all time if any "major" network except Fox carried the show.


Oh this is the True Statements thread?

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Nas wrote:
Married With Children would be one of the greatest sitcoms of all time if any "major" network except Fox carried the show.

man, i remember in high school , on Monday's all we ever talked about was last night's Married with Children

But if any other major network carried it, it clearly wouldn't have been the same


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I was having a conversation with my oldest kids and learned that none of them have ever had a fight. I was bothered by that. They'll all be adults in the next 15 to 54 months and I think they should have a fight before adulthood.

Shit, I punched the hell out of a kid when I was six because every day we were in line for lunch he would poke at the little crucifix I wore pinned to my undershirt (it was the 70s, kids still wore undershirts). Polite appeals to sensibility and warnings of a less than polite reaction over got nowhere, so finally I just hit him with a straight right to the mouth. The teacher was laughing when she called my mom that night as required by policy. Thanked her for me teaching the little fuckup a lesson.

Nobody fucked with me for about four years after that.


I straight up beat a b!tch when I was 6 years old.

Was walking on the school bus after school, headed to my seat. Some older girl was sitting in a seat and she grabbed the hat off my head and threw it to the back of the bus and started laughing. I had my $6 Million Dollar Man lunch box (with thermos inside) in my hand I just hauled back and full windmill swing cracked her over the head with it. Her laughter quickly turned to screams and tears. End result: School called my mom and said I was banned from bringing a lunchbox to school anymore and had to use a paper bag instead...like an animal.

In 6th grade I stabbed a girl with my NY Giants pencil (remember the NFL pencil set?). Sitting in class, she was behind me. She kept snapping me in the back with a rubber band. Finally, turned around and punched her hard in the arm. She started screaming and crying. Looked down and noticed half my pencil was sitting on the ground. Crap, didn't even realize I was holding it when I punched her. She ended up with a piece of lead forever buried in her arm. It's still there...she showed it to me at our 10 year high school reunion.

Those are all my beating women stories besides the ones involving my wife, but those are still within SOL limits so not gonna talk about those. Suffice it to say, sometimes I come home from work and dinner is cold.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
Nas wrote:
I was having a conversation with my oldest kids and learned that none of them have ever had a fight. I was bothered by that. They'll all be adults in the next 15 to 54 months and I think they should have a fight before adulthood.

Shit, I punched the hell out of a kid when I was six because every day we were in line for lunch he would poke at the little crucifix I wore pinned to my undershirt (it was the 70s, kids still wore undershirts). Polite appeals to sensibility and warnings of a less than polite reaction over got nowhere, so finally I just hit him with a straight right to the mouth. The teacher was laughing when she called my mom that night as required by policy. Thanked her for me teaching the little fuckup a lesson.

Nobody fucked with me for about four years after that.


I straight up beat a b!tch when I was 6 years old.

Was walking on the school bus after school, headed to my seat. Some older girl was sitting in a seat and she grabbed the hat off my head and threw it to the back of the bus and started laughing. I had my $6 Million Dollar Man lunch box (with thermos inside) in my hand I just hauled back and full windmill swing cracked her over the head with it. Her laughter quickly turned to screams and tears. End result: School called my mom and said I was banned from bringing a lunchbox to school anymore and had to use a paper bag instead...like an animal.

In 6th grade I stabbed a girl with my NY Giants pencil (remember the NFL pencil set?). Sitting in class, she was behind me. She kept snapping me in the back with a rubber band. Finally, turned around and punched her hard in the arm. She started screaming and crying. Looked down and noticed half my pencil was sitting on the ground. Crap, didn't even realize I was holding it when I punched her. She ended up with a piece of lead forever buried in her arm. It's still there...she showed it to me at our 10 year high school reunion.

Those are all my beating women stories besides the ones involving my wife, but those are still within SOL limits so not gonna talk about those. Suffice it to say, sometimes I come home from work and dinner is cold.

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Nas wrote:
Married With Children would be one of the greatest sitcoms of all time if any "major" network except Fox carried the show.


It was great and different at the start but they really replayed the same joke over the decade + it was on.

My dad absolutely loved the show, which is pretty surprising because he doesn't normally agree with low brow humor

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Nas wrote:
Married With Children would be one of the greatest sitcoms of all time if any "major" network except Fox carried the show.


It was great and different at the start but they really replayed the same joke over the decade + it was on.

My dad absolutely loved the show, which is pretty surprising because he doesn't normally agree with low brow humor


Al managed to make the same jokes feel fresh for the first 9 1/2 seasons. You knew what was coming and you still cried laughing. They ran out of steam the last year and a half.

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Al Bundy. The male Maude. Didn't a decade of one liners get old?


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good dolphin wrote:
Nas wrote:
Married With Children would be one of the greatest sitcoms of all time if any "major" network except Fox carried the show.


It was great and different at the start but they really replayed the same joke over the decade + it was on.

My dad absolutely loved the show, which is pretty surprising because he doesn't normally agree with low brow humor
I seem to remember Bill Cartwright being a big fan of the show which I found a bit surprising.

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good dolphin wrote:
Nas wrote:
Married With Children would be one of the greatest sitcoms of all time if any "major" network except Fox carried the show.


It was great and different at the start but they really replayed the same joke over the decade + it was on.

My dad absolutely loved the show, which is pretty surprising because he doesn't normally agree with low brow humor
I seem to remember Bill Cartwright being a big fan of the show which I found a bit surprising.

I can envision a very raspy laugh followed by, "Gimme the goddam ball, Jordan"


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