Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
Nas wrote:
I was having a conversation with my oldest kids and learned that none of them have ever had a fight. I was bothered by that. They'll all be adults in the next 15 to 54 months and I think they should have a fight before adulthood.
Shit, I punched the hell out of a kid when I was six because every day we were in line for lunch he would poke at the little crucifix I wore pinned to my undershirt (it was the 70s, kids still wore undershirts). Polite appeals to sensibility and warnings of a less than polite reaction over got nowhere, so finally I just hit him with a straight right to the mouth. The teacher was laughing when she called my mom that night as required by policy. Thanked her for me teaching the little fuckup a lesson.
Nobody fucked with me for about four years after that.
I straight up beat a b!tch when I was 6 years old.
Was walking on the school bus after school, headed to my seat. Some older girl was sitting in a seat and she grabbed the hat off my head and threw it to the back of the bus and started laughing. I had my $6 Million Dollar Man lunch box (with thermos inside) in my hand I just hauled back and full windmill swing cracked her over the head with it. Her laughter quickly turned to screams and tears. End result: School called my mom and said I was banned from bringing a lunchbox to school anymore and had to use a paper bag instead...like an animal.
In 6th grade I stabbed a girl with my NY Giants pencil (remember the NFL pencil set?). Sitting in class, she was behind me. She kept snapping me in the back with a rubber band. Finally, turned around and punched her hard in the arm. She started screaming and crying. Looked down and noticed half my pencil was sitting on the ground. Crap, didn't even realize I was holding it when I punched her. She ended up with a piece of lead forever buried in her arm. It's still there...she showed it to me at our 10 year high school reunion.
Those are all my beating women stories besides the ones involving my wife, but those are still within SOL limits so not gonna talk about those. Suffice it to say, sometimes I come home from work and dinner is cold.
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