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Caller Bob

Post subject: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2020 2:32 pm

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That was a bloodbath

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2020 2:42 pm

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How do you sink a Polish submarine?

Knock on the door.

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2020 2:44 pm

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How can you spot a Polish firing squad?

They stand in a circle.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2020 3:15 pm

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good to know at least 1 thing hasn't been cancelled

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2020 4:19 pm

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2020 4:22 pm

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You guys are really going to piss off Good Dolphin.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2020 4:26 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

You guys are really going to piss off Good Dolphin.

How do you take census in a Polish village?

Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and
subtract one for the Jew who catches it.

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2020 9:31 pm

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Big Chicagoan

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2020 9:37 pm

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HawaiiYou wrote:

Supposedly it’s not racist if it’s a positive stereotype.

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2020 9:43 pm

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I've got a little Polish in me. And to save the joke, it's not gd.

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2020 9:59 pm

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Big Chicagoan wrote:

HawaiiYou wrote:

Supposedly it’s not racist if it’s a positive stereotype.

WRONG EVERYTHING IS RACIST THESE DAYS!

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2020 10:48 pm

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We allow it when you are what you're mocking. It feels like most of the board is Polish or Irish or both.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2020 11:55 pm

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Nas wrote:

We allow it when you are what you're mocking. It feels like most of the board is Polish or Irish or both.

Black-Polish jokes could be something...

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tommy

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 12:00 am

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Douchebag wrote:

Nas wrote:

We allow it when you are what you're mocking. It feels like most of the board is Polish or Irish or both.

Black-Polish jokes could be something...

Plexican jokes abound on the East Side

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 12:14 am

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The Irish-Mexicans are the hardest working drunks you'll ever see.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 8:33 am

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Franky T wrote:

I've got a little Polish in me. And to save the joke, it's not gd.

of course it's not. If it were you would have a lot of polish in you.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 8:37 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Franky T wrote:

I've got a little Polish in me. And to save the joke, it's not gd.

of course it's not. If it were you would have a lot of polish in you.

My youngest son has started dating.

His girlfriend is a 1st generation Polish girl.

Will everything be OK for him?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 9:00 am

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Seacrest wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Franky T wrote:

I've got a little Polish in me. And to save the joke, it's not gd.

of course it's not. If it were you would have a lot of polish in you.

My youngest son has started dating.

His girlfriend is a 1st generation Polish girl.

Will everything be OK for him?

First generation? Everything will be great. She'll cook her ass off, work until her back breaks and be frugal. Her mom will be around so often you think she has her own bedroom.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 9:04 am

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Nas wrote:

We allow it when you are what you're mocking. It feels like most of the board is Polish or Irish or both.

Generations of abuse has lead to some who are self loathing. It's institutional at this point.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 9:17 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Franky T wrote:

I've got a little Polish in me. And to save the joke, it's not gd.

of course it's not. If it were you would have a lot of polish in you.

My youngest son has started dating.

His girlfriend is a 1st generation Polish girl.

Will everything be OK for him?

First generation? Everything will be great. She'll cook her ass off, work until her back breaks and be frugal. Her mom will be around so often you think she has her own bedroom.

Only daughter, her mom is a dentist and her dad is an engineer.

Big mansion in north Park Ridge.

He was invited to a party at her house 8 months ago at her house. We wouldn't let him go without making sure that the parents were home. They were ecstatic that my wife called to check. My son said when he got there, the dad talked his ear off for an hour. And he only understood like 5 words the entire time. :lol:

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 11:07 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Black-Polish jokes could be something...

How many of them does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to hold the bulb, two to steal the ladder.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Border Patrol invades Poland

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:29 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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Douchebag wrote:

Nas wrote:

We allow it when you are what you're mocking. It feels like most of the board is Polish or Irish or both.

Black-Polish jokes could be something...

my brother is seriously dating a black woman. The Good Lord willing, I'll have some nieces and nephews with the mix in a few years.

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