Save the "opening this thread" post, its not that clever

Still thinking of mine

Probably some outbursts at family members during very dark times in my life.

I went into a store without a mask.

I ran over a baby rabbit by mistake last week.

In a fit of rage and drunkenness, drove across MANY lawns, took out a couple of mailboxes, part of a fence, then got my car up over 100 MPH on the Dan Ryan back in 2003 or 2004. I am amazed that the three of us in the car all ended up at home rather than in jail or the morgue.

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When I was 19 my dad bought me a car and then when I got home I yelled at him and my mom for ordering thin crust pizza. I liked pan/thick whatever.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

That is going to be a tough one to beat.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

He would have missed 2005


But Im confident worse will be posted

I've murdered DOZENS of people.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

narc

That predates even my joining the board

Even though it was mostly harmless fun, $52 was probably worse in terms of laws broken.

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I've pretty much been a saint as an adult. I did a lot of really dumb shit as a kid, but didn't get caught.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Browns Chicken

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1) Married my Ex-wife
2) Spent 14 years thinking I could deal with her before finally realizing it was going to put me in an insane asylum

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In a doubleheader, I struck out 8 times in 8 ABs.

Hopefully you went down swinging

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

What two threads were these?

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1. Drunk driving (no fun episodes like Frank, I was just an even more ignorant dipshit than I currently am 12 years ago)
2. Attempted arson due to negligence at Darko's place
3. Taking any drug somebody handed me regardless of what I knew about it between 2004-2006
4. Fucking this girl for awhile back in 2013 who ended up stabbing me during some kind of psycho manic episode she was prone to

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I had my young sons ride with me on a tractor not designed for extra persons. My younger son got entangled in there rear tire and was dragged through the fender, breaking his leg and nearly ending in my running over him. Worst day of my life, still brings tears to my eyes today to tell it. Twenty years ago, this fall.

The sex was probably fantastic.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

I'm not Wilt Chamberlain by any means but easily the best of my life. I finally understood the trope first hand and have the 13 stitch mark on my stomach as a proud battle scar.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Yikes

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ANY ONE still got her ##!!! Would like To Make offer and sea if She"ll FINISH THE JOB????

Passed out driving home from a bar. Put my car in a ditch. Was able to get a hold of a friend who came and pulled my car out before any cops saw me.

But I did get a DUI about a month later.

Okay, I'd say that should end the thread. That's horrible.

I can't boil it down to two but generally sports, politics, and general discussion.

Most of us aren’t gonna stop until we’re caught. It really has turned me into an old man lecturer by the time I hit 30

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Damn man that sucks but very happy to hear that story didn’t get worse.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Yea, I was thinking that would be a wake up call but it took a few years after that before I finally wised up. I will be giving the drunk driving lecture to our kids.