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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:16 pm

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Are my germs going to pop out of my eyes and jump on somebody else?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:17 pm

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Let's just issue hazmat suits to every single person in this country and get this over with.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:17 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Are my germs going to pop out of my eyes and jump on somebody else?

Obviously

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:21 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Obviously

I'm going to cry all over you if I ever see you again. My tears will shoot out like deathly lasers.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:23 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Obviously

I'm going to cry all over you if I ever see you again. My tears will shoot out like deathly lasers.

That's a hell of a trick. Like Winona Rider and the ping pong ball trick.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:28 pm

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:18 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Let's just issue hazmat suits to every single person in this country and get this over with.

Goggles might not be so bad.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:30 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Are my germs going to pop out of my eyes and jump on somebody else?

Perhaps the good doctor has a little Jack Brickhouse in him.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:48 pm

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Where is Goggles? He's been waiting for this moment all his life, oh lord.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:51 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Where is Goggles? He's been waiting for this moment all his life, oh lord.

He's probably using the Keurig to make a quiche

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:43 pm

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Just saw a woman driving by herself. She had the face mask and face shield going strong. Whatta dumbass. Probably related to Deacon Cuck.

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:53 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Just saw a woman driving by herself. She had the face mask and face shield going strong. Whatta dumbass. Probably related to Deacon Cuck.

lot of ppl do that

when i drive i dont put the mask on. mask makes me feel sick so try not to wear it if im by myself.

i went thru BK drive thru today for lunch and wore it when i had to pay for my whopper.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:56 pm

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I don’t think I’ve ever had a BK Whopper.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:59 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

I don’t think I’ve ever had a BK Whopper.

I don't think you've ever seen a woman naked.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 8:02 pm

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 7:34 am

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Spaulding wrote:

Are my germs going to pop out of my eyes and jump on somebody else?

Droplets/germs can enter the body through your eyes, yes.

No, Im not advocating wearing goggles or even knowing Goggles. (Havent seen him in months)

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 12:27 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Droplets/germs can enter the body through your eyes, yes.

No, Im not advocating wearing goggles or even knowing Goggles. (Havent seen him in months)

I'm wearing the stupid fucking mask for other people. I'm no dr but I'm pretty sure germs will not pop out of my eyes so I'm not wearing a stupid fucking eye shield.

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veganfan21

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 1:24 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Droplets/germs can enter the body through your eyes, yes.

No, Im not advocating wearing goggles or even knowing Goggles. (Havent seen him in months)

I'm wearing the stupid fucking mask for other people. I'm no dr but I'm pretty sure germs will not pop out of my eyes so I'm not wearing a stupid fucking eye shield.

So the goggles would be for you: one of the reasons we've been reminded not to touch our face is because germs are transferred in that process if you've got some nasty stuff on your hands that you haven't washed away. The eyes are simply another port of entry for those germs.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 1:31 pm

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veganfan21 wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Droplets/germs can enter the body through your eyes, yes.

No, Im not advocating wearing goggles or even knowing Goggles. (Havent seen him in months)

I'm wearing the stupid fucking mask for other people. I'm no dr but I'm pretty sure germs will not pop out of my eyes so I'm not wearing a stupid fucking eye shield.

Should probably have been wearing a mask and goggles since birth then.

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312player

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 1:32 pm

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The Swedes have handled this best, they say no mask.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 1:32 pm

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veganfan21 wrote:

If it’s for me then I hope I have a choice. My choice would be not to wear a stupid fucking eye shield.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 1:39 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

veganfan21 wrote:

If it’s for me then I hope I have a choice. My choice would be not to wear a stupid fucking eye shield.

If you dont do this and one day become a grandma, then die from COVID does that mean you committed suicide ?

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veganfan21

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 1:39 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

veganfan21 wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Droplets/germs can enter the body through your eyes, yes.

No, Im not advocating wearing goggles or even knowing Goggles. (Havent seen him in months)

I'm wearing the stupid fucking mask for other people. I'm no dr but I'm pretty sure germs will not pop out of my eyes so I'm not wearing a stupid fucking eye shield.

Should probably have been wearing a mask and goggles since birth then.

People get sick all the time from touching your own face, etc. It hasn't been a problem generally in our lifetimes until now and won't be a problem once there are some solutions for the virus.

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veganfan21

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 1:43 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

veganfan21 wrote:

If it’s for me then I hope I have a choice. My choice would be not to wear a stupid fucking eye shield.

I'm not wearing an eye shield either but I'm also pretty vigilant about not touching my face when I'm shopping, out in public, etc. If one sucks at that, or if perhaps you're a child, then maybe a shield isn't a bad idea.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:14 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Droplets/germs can enter the body through your eyes, yes.

No, Im not advocating wearing goggles or even knowing Goggles. (Havent seen him in months)

I'm wearing the stupid fucking mask for other people. I'm no dr but I'm pretty sure germs will not pop out of my eyes so I'm not wearing a stupid fucking eye shield.

If you're not worried about catching it yourself, then yea, no reason to worry about your eyes.

I wont wear goggles either because that's where I draw my line. Draw yours wherever, it's all good.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Anyone who won’t wear a mask to help control spread of v

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:33 pm