Agreed.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Thank you for being on top of all tweets. You're a great source for finding and posting pertinent tweets in a timely manner.

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thanks - and i don't even know much about twitter too.

Be honest.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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can you imagine if the batter was a white guy and the pitcher a minority?

"performance art"

Correct. There is no such unwritten rule. How 'bout this? Don't go 3-0 to superstars when you're down 7. How's that for an unwritten rule?

I figured I would post this because I don't think anybody else in the thread has linked this tweet yet. Pretty good information here!

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Unwritten baseball rule: don't pitch to a member of the Tatis family with the bases loaded.

The "unwritten rules of baseball" were written by men as they sat to pee.

Yep

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You would think after 120 years that somebody would write these rules down somewhere.

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i'm an advocate for sitting to pee ( i mostly pee outside but there was a time) but am not an advocate for unwritten baseball rules

Everybody pees sitting down.

This is a pet pee of mine.

Is that because you eat while using the potty?

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yeah turn around, boom, table.

hnd has a garbage disposal in his shower.

A Clarkman?

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Somehow Manfred gets a shoutout out of all of this. Should find a way to suspend Tingler though.

If I was a player for the Padres, I couldn't trust my manager.

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GO BEARS!!!

Every time they try to make them into written rules, after they read them they rip them up because then they realize how fucking stupid they look when they are actually documented.

"No bunting in a 1-run game if the pitcher has a no-hitter because its just not right"
"No swinging if your team is 7-runs ahead and their pitcher fucking sucks"

blah blah blah

I'm not going to let people normalize "peeing sitting down".

Bob takes a shit, wipes his ass, stands up, turns around, pees.

You know how sometimes you have a dream that you need to take leak and you wake up and discover you REALLY really need take a leak? Yeah well, try doing it sitting down. The longer you are standing up, the longer it will take to get back to sleep.

SCIENCE!

Anyone know if Trevor Bauer has anything to say about this?

So pretty much everyone except the Rangers and Padres managers agree this is fucking stupid?


Gerrit Cole's perspective: "It's pretty simple for me. I mean, it's pretty hard to hit a grand slam, so whatever count you want to try to hit one, go for it."

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I already posted it on the other page.

update - ok i get it. nm - i guess it was posted before I posted it . haha very funny not.

I would have thrown the ball at my manager before Machado.

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Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

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