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Nas

Post subject: Oops

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 3:34 pm

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Workers at a Detroit funeral home discovered a 20-year-old woman breathing hours after she was declared dead by paramedics and was sent to the mortuary by her grieving family, authorities said.

The woman, whose name has not been released, was found alive on Sunday at the James H. Cole Funeral Home and taken to a hospital, authorities said.

"While it is our practice not to comment on open investigations, we can confirm that on Sunday, August 23, 2020, we received a call to pick up a Southfield woman who was deceased," the mortuary said in a statement to ABC News on Monday. "Upon her arrival at the funeral home, our staff confirmed she was breathing and called EMS."

The woman was declared dead after paramedics responded to a home in the Detroit suburb of Southfield around 7:34 a.m. on Sunday on a call of an unresponsive female, Chief Johnny L. Menifee of the Southfield Fire Department said in a statement.

Menifee said the woman was not breathing when paramedics arrived at her home.

"The paramedics performed CPR and other life-reviving methods for 30 minutes," Menifee said. "Given medical readings and the condition of the patient, it was determined at that time that she did not have signs of life."

In a second statement released on Monday, the fire department clarified that a local emergency department physician pronounced the woman dead based upon medical information provided by the Southfield Fire Department paramedics. The earlier statement from the Menifee inaccurately claimed the Oakland Medical Examiner's Office pronounced the woman dead.

Since there was no foul play involved, the Southfield Police Department notified the Oakland County Medical Examiner's Office of the findings and an on-duty forensic pathologist at the coroner's office released the body to the woman's family to make arrangements to have the body picked up by a funeral home of their choosing.

"The Southfield Fire and Police Departments followed all appropriate city, county and state protocols and procedures in this case," according to the statement, adding that the city of Southfield is conducting an internal investigation along with the Oakland County Medical Control Authority and that the findings of the probe will be turned over to the Michigan Bureau of EMS, Trauma and Preparedness.

Staff at the James H. Cole Funeral home contacted the Detroit Fire Department after they took the woman to the funeral home and noticed she was alive, Dave Fornell, deputy commissioner of the Detroit Fire Department, told ABC News.

Fornell said the call the fire department received from the funeral home was for a person having difficulty breathing and that an emergency medical services crew didn't know the full story until they arrived.

"They did the normal medical interventions and that's when the funeral home told them that she was to be embalmed and all that. It kind of surprised us. We couldn't believe it," Fornell said.

He said the woman was taken to Sinai-Grace Hospital in Detroit. Hospital officials declined to release information on her.

“I talked to our medical people and they said she was breathing, she had a decent heart rate, she had decent blood-oxygen," Fornell said. "But she was definitely alive when we got here there."

https://abcnews.go.com/US/declared-dead ... KwpioOBh1g

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Bootstraps Max

Post subject: Re: Oops

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 3:40 pm

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she shold have been sprayed with bulets for resiting lawful comands to be embalmed. fukin fake libtard corpse's.

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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 3:41 pm

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Pics to determine if this resurrection was worthwhile

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Franky T

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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 3:42 pm

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Hoard Stern says he wants his final resting place to be a mausoleum and not in the ground for this very reason.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Oops

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 3:57 pm

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Covid?

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Oops

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 4:00 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Covid?

She swallowed some hydroxychloroquine and it brought her back.

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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 4:00 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Covid?

Obviously...and it still counts if she's not dead.

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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 4:02 pm

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Franky T wrote:

Hoard Stern says he wants his final resting place to be a mausoleum and not in the ground for this very reason.

Thats why they used to have bells you could ring.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_coffin

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Dr. Adolf Gutsmuth was buried alive several times to demonstrate a safety coffin of his own design, and in 1822 he stayed underground for several hours and even ate a meal of soup, bratwurst, marzipan, sauerkraut, spätzle, beer, and for dessert, prinzregententorte, delivered to him through the coffin's feeding tube.

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tommy

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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 10:21 pm

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Uncomfortable Stephen King story about this...."Autopsy Room Four."

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Oops

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 10:57 pm

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tommy wrote:

Uncomfortable Stephen King story about this...."Autopsy Room Four."

Yeah, that one got to me....unlike It.

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good dolphin

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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 9:01 am

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tommy wrote:

Uncomfortable Stephen King story about this...."Autopsy Room Four."

I saw some Creepshow movie in my youth where an undertaker has sex with a corpse which produces some monster baby that digs itself up from the grave and goes to find his father.

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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 9:30 am

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good dolphin wrote:

tommy wrote:

Uncomfortable Stephen King story about this...."Autopsy Room Four."

I saw some Creepshow movie in my youth where an undertaker has sex with a corpse which produces some monster baby that digs itself up from the grave and goes to find his father.

Damn.. I thought that was a documentary.

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tommy

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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 9:31 am

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Drunk Squirrel wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

tommy wrote:

Uncomfortable Stephen King story about this...."Autopsy Room Four."

I saw some Creepshow movie in my youth where an undertaker has sex with a corpse which produces some monster baby that digs itself up from the grave and goes to find his father.

Damn.. I thought that was a documentary.

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