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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 11:54 am

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Elvin- The Cosby show
Dale- The Walking Dead
Namond- The Wire
A.J.- The Sopranos
Jason Melon- Back to School

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 11:55 am

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RPB just wants to beat up kids :lol:

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 11:57 am

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 11:58 am

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FavreFan wrote:

RPB just wants to beat up kids :lol:

Dale is like 100

But I cant help if the kids are the most annoying. I cant say anyone else from The Wire or Sopranos was nearly as punchable as Namond/AJ

Even Kenard is less punchable because at least he's out there in those streets gettin shit done

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:06 pm

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:07 pm

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Terry's Peeps

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:09 pm

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Walt Jr. - Breaking Bad
Michael - Lost
Gary - Justified
Laurie - The Leftovers
Meg - Family Guy

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:11 pm

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Captn Pikard

Clay Murrow

Falcon Eddie

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:25 pm

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:26 pm

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Elaine Dickinson
Judge Smails
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Good thread

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Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:29 pm

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I would kick the shit out of Bill Murray in What about Bob.

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Urlacher's missing neck

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:31 pm

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Francis from PeeWees Big Adventure
Simcoe in Turn
Matt Wilson in Encino Man
Kent in Real Genius

Jason Melon is awesome. Robert Downey JR's character though....he might deserve and ass kicking.

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:33 pm

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Walt Jr. - Breaking Bad

Jeez Peeps....that's harsh. :lol:

Fred O'Bannion - Dazed & Confused

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:33 pm

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

Jason Melon is awesome. Robert Downey JR's character though....he might deserve and ass kicking.

As right as you are about Jack Parkman being a legend, that's how wrong you are about Jason Melon. He may be the all time worst movie character.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:37 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

But I cant help if the kids are the most annoying. I cant say anyone else from The Wire or Sopranos was nearly as punchable as Namond/AJ

Fruit and Ralphie are pretty close

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:39 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

But I cant help if the kids are the most annoying. I cant say anyone else from The Wire or Sopranos was nearly as punchable as Namond/AJ

Fruit and Ralphie are pretty close

Ralphie is hilarious though. Fruit maybe.

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:47 pm

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Nas wrote:

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:47 pm

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Henry Turner - Regarding Henry

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Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:51 pm

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Olaf
Screech
Dolores Umbridge

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Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:55 pm

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

Francis from PeeWees Big Adventure
Simcoe in Turn
Matt Wilson in Encino Man
Kent in Real Genius

Jason Melon is awesome. Robert Downey JR's character though....he might deserve and ass kicking.

I totally forgot about Kent. Put him on my list as well.
It was hot out and I was hungry

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:57 pm

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Good call, FF. Farkus should have shot Ralphie in the face.

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:57 pm

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Gandalf
Red from The Shawshank Redemption
Shadow from Homeward Bound.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 1:03 pm

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Grandpa Joe- Willy Wonka
Lancel Lannister- Game of Thrones
Colin Sullivan- The Departed
Adrian Balboa- Rocky I-V

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 1:07 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Grandpa Joe- Willy Wonka
Lancel Lannister- Game of Thrones
Colin Sullivan- The Departed
Adrian Balboa- Rocky I-V

Great call.

Biggest piece of shit in entertainment history.

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 1:08 pm

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Every character ever played by Kristin Wigg on SNL.

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 1:43 pm

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The customer that yelled at Randal about opening the video store late in Clerks
The ginger kid from Harry Potter
Paul Rudd's character in 40 Year Old Virgin
Chris O'Donnell's version of Robin
And for shits and grins, I'd like to bomb the entire town from Little House on the Prarie.

Great Friday Boredom thread, Ugie.

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 1:48 pm

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Edit: Agreed on Francis from Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Everybody on Big Bang Theory (including Kaley Cuoco's vagina)

DeNiro's Character in Cape Fear

Dr. Smith in Lost in Space (both old and new versions)

Daryl in the original Red Dawn

Marky Mark's character in Fear

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