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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 1:48 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

And for shits and grins, I'd like to bomb the entire town from Little House on the Prarie.

i came across an episode of that in the wee hours of the morning some weekend day, and i tried to watch it since i'd always heard of it
some chick was carrying buckets of water to water some fruit trees or something and passed out from heat exhaustion
Then some shirtless kid ran to the town doctors house and he rode in his horse & buggy with some ice blocks for the girl
It was rich and compelling TV

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 1:49 pm

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Telly from Kids

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 1:49 pm

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Bagels wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

And for shits and grins, I'd like to bomb the entire town from Little House on the Prarie.

That just sounds awful.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 2:00 pm

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Boss Hogg that fat little fucker was always causing the Dukes problems, Uncle Jesse should have just kicked his ass.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 2:01 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Uncle Jesse should have just kicked his ass.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 2:02 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Uncle Jesse should have just kicked his ass.

That reminds me.

Add the entire cast of Full House to my list.

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Jaw Breaker

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 2:03 pm

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 2:20 pm

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Nellie from The Office
Helen Crump (andy griffith show)
David Simms (tin cup)
Laurie Foreman (that 70s show)

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Hawg Ass

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 2:31 pm

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Mayor Stoner from Andy Griffith, that bastard was always messing with Andy and Barney.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 2:32 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Mayor Stoner

Great role for FF.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 2:34 pm

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Honorary mention to most of the characters ever played by James Woods and Bradley Whitford

Chief among them, Casino and Revenge of the Nerds 2: Nerds in Paradise

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Nas

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 3:08 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Nas wrote:

Caillou

Nas has a long time hatred.

It'll never end. In the future my grandchildren can't watch that show in my presence.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 3:14 pm

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Nas wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Nas wrote:

Caillou

Nas has a long time hatred.

It'll never end. In the future my grandchildren can't watch that show in my presence.

Nice. Kid had cancer you twat.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 3:16 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Nas wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Nas wrote:

Caillou

Nas has a long time hatred.

It'll never end. In the future my grandchildren can't watch that show in my presence.

Nice. Kid had cancer you twat.

I wish he would have succumb to it. He's pure evil.

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 3:26 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Mayor Stoner

Great role for FF.

If called upon, I will serve

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 3:30 pm

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denisdman wrote:

I would kick the shit out of Bill Murray in What about Bob.

Seconded. One of the most annoying characters ever.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 3:47 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

The customer that yelled at Randal about opening the video store late in Clerks
The ginger kid from Harry Potter
Paul Rudd's character in 40 Year Old Virgin
Chris O'Donnell's version of Robin
And for shits and grins, I'd like to bomb the entire town from Little House on the Prarie.

Great Friday Boredom thread, Ugie.

Now THAT'S out of the box thinking.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 3:52 pm

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Nardi wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Now THAT'S out of the box thinking.

I'm sober, too...you should hear the shit I come up with when I've been drinking.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 4:08 pm

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Nas wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Nas wrote:

Caillou

Nas has a long time hatred.

It'll never end. In the future my grandchildren can't watch that show in my presence.

I taught my kid to hate PBS.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 4:15 pm

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Spritel needed to be taken the woodshed.

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Gabriel Caine

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 4:31 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Honorary mention to most of the characters ever played by James Woods

Don't make me watch you die.

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tommy

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 5:16 pm

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Any ones Quentin Tarantino plays, except maybe Mr. Brown.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 5:32 pm

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Gabriel Caine wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Honorary mention to most of the characters ever played by James Woods

Don't make me watch you die.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 5:35 pm

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Nas wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Nas wrote:

Caillou

Nas has a long time hatred.

It'll never end. In the future my grandchildren can't watch that show in my presence.

Just for that, karma will make sure all your grandkids demand that you make their interminable dance and youth band recitals. And soccer and lacrosse matches.

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 5:47 pm

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

Francis from PeeWees Big Adventure
Simcoe in Turn
Matt Wilson in Encino Man
Kent in Real Genius

Jason Melon is awesome. Robert Downey JR's character though....he might deserve and ass kicking.

Robert Downey in Weird Science too.

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 5:50 pm

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Luke Skywalker in "A New Hope". Whinny little bitch.

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tommy

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 7:20 pm

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Franky T wrote:

Luke Skywalker in "A New Hope". Whinny little patriot.

Speaking of whiny patriots, Frodo and every elf in The Lord of the Rings

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 7:37 pm

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Regular Reader wrote:

Nas wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Nas wrote:

Caillou

Nas has a long time hatred.

It'll never end. In the future my grandchildren can't watch that show in my presence.

Just for that, karma will make sure all your grandkids demand that you make their interminable dance and youth band recitals. And soccer and lacrosse matches.

I've never missed an event for any of my kids. I imagine if I am healthy enough that won't change for my grandchildren. I didn't like the feeling of not having anyone at my games or competitions unless I asked my sister and she was available.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 7:55 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I taught my kid to hate PBS.

Barney is the only correct answer. Do three or four 12-hour PBS pledge breaks of Barney & Friends marathons per year and you would want to get him alone in a cage.

I don't care how many free soft-shell chicken tacos from Taco Bell they give you as a college kid and Pepsi-bongs of free soda to try to brainwash you that this is a normal thing that a 20-year-old would do, you would still want Barney one-on-one. I have some concerns about some of those kids as well. Particularly, the girl that was still there when she was about 23 years-old.

You'd need a weapon with some reach. He's tall and the belly is an impediment. But, he moves slow. Keep moving from side-to-side like Creed instructed Rocky in Rocky III.

Then, when Barney is about to sing a song, you switch to lefty and pummel. I think this is the correct approach.

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 8:03 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Captain Harris
Elaine Dickinson
Judge Smails
Jenny Gump

Good thread

Why her?

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