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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 8:49 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I taught my kid to hate PBS.

Barney is the only correct answer. Do three or four 12-hour PBS pledge breaks of Barney & Friends marathons per year and you would want to get him alone in a cage.

I don't care how many free soft-shell chicken tacos from Taco Bell they give you as a college kid and Pepsi-bongs of free soda to try to brainwash you that this is a normal thing that a 20-year-old would do, you would still want Barney one-on-one. I have some concerns about some of those kids as well. Particularly, the girl that was still there when she was about 23 years-old.

You'd need a weapon with some reach. He's tall and the belly is an impediment. But, he moves slow. Keep moving from side-to-side like Creed instructed Rocky in Rocky III.

Then, when Barney is about to sing a song, you switch to lefty and pummel. I think this is the correct approach.

I’m guessing the writer of Deayh to SmoochyHad a similar experience.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 8:54 pm

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Drunk Squirrel wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I taught my kid to hate PBS.

I’m guessing the writer of Deayh to SmoochyHad a similar experience.

Maybe I'll write a screenplay. Wouldn't even be "Based on" true events. Just true events.

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Terry's Peeps

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 8:55 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Captain Harris
Elaine Dickinson
Judge Smails
Jenny Gump

Good thread

Why her?

She always only came back into Forest's life when she needed something.

Forest's mom dies so she comes back and she comes back. She gives Forest a pity fuck and then she peaces out again.

5 years later she shows up when she's dying and say hey guess what here's your kid I kept from you for 5 years. Then she peaces out for good.

Second only to Grandpa Joe in awful people.

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Juice's Lecture Notes

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 10:27 pm

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Feel like I may have ruined Roger Sterling for a few people.

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Nardi

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 10:35 pm

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

Feel like I may have ruined Roger Sterling for a few people.

No you haven't. You couldn't carry his gin soaked olive.

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FavreFan

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 10:48 pm

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

Feel like I may have ruined Roger Sterling for a few people.

Nope. Love Roger Sterling and you’re alright still

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Juice's Lecture Notes

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 11:42 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

Feel like I may have ruined Roger Sterling for a few people.

Nope. Love Roger Sterling and you’re alright still

I'll try to disparage you with a better taste in music next time.

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Juice's Lecture Notes

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 11:44 pm

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Nardi wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

Feel like I may have ruined Roger Sterling for a few people.

No you haven't. You couldn't carry his gin soaked olive.

Roger drank Gibsons, so I think you mean pickled onions.

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Nardi

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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 11:50 pm

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

Nardi wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

Feel like I may have ruined Roger Sterling for a few people.

No you haven't. You couldn't carry his gin soaked olive.

Roger drank Gibsons, so I think you mean pickled onions.

Well that's fucking gross. Now you really have ruined Roger Sterling

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Juice's Lecture Notes

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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2020 12:09 am

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Nardi wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

Nardi wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

Feel like I may have ruined Roger Sterling for a few people.

No you haven't. You couldn't carry his gin soaked olive.

Roger drank Gibsons, so I think you mean pickled onions.

Well that's fucking gross. Now you really have ruined Roger Sterling

Glad to be of service to you.

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K Effective

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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2020 5:50 am

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The Judge from The Natural

Flo is losing her lustre,

BUT! That "glass half-empty" couple from the Infinity commercial need to be introduced to Vlad the Impaler

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2020 9:36 am

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This cheating little b.itch right here:

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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2020 10:37 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

This cheating little b.itch right here:

This movie had me convinced that if you help an old man paint his house he will give you a car.

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sinicalypse

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demetri martin

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Ogie Oglethorpe

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Wesley Crusher

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Ogie Oglethorpe

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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 10:13 am

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

Ben Davis - Ozark

Wendy took him to live on a farm, upstate

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Dignified Rube

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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 11:23 am

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Mr. Potter from It's a Wonderful Life. After that, the Onceler from 1972.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Which fictional character would you like to beat up?

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:52 pm

Dignified Rube wrote:

Mr. Potter from It's a Wonderful Life.

I am an old man, and most people hate me. But I don't like them either so that makes it all even.

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FrankDrebin

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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 5:02 pm

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Motherfucking Jar Jar Binks

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