https://www.chicagotribune.com/nation-w ... 2F6Af7Yvmk

Ban this practice and execute its practitioners.

Yep, white people are the worst.

Agreed.

Yep.

I agree with everyone in this thread.

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Fucking millennials smh

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this is how men keep women from trying to rook us into being involved in child-rearing/domestic bullshit. when they ask you to handle the dishes, throw a tide pod in the dishwasher one time and they'll think twice before tasking you with dishes/other simple household chores again.

thank god I didnt have to do this kind of thing

belongs in the same garbage bin of history with push presents

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Finding out the gender of your child at birth, that’s the ultimate reveal party. All this finding out months in advance and having stupid-ass “reveal parties” has fucked everything up. Bang the old lady and wait 9 months for your prize.

why do ppl require a party for this? after you know wouldn't you just tell your family/friends? i'd rather spend that dough that you would spend on the party on the kid.

Facebook photo opportunity.

yes...makes sense now...

You're supposed to bring gifts. I got a few invites while I was out-of-country, as if I would fly back to America for this charade. Either way, the invites have clip arts photos of bowed-up boxes on them. Not very subtle, eh?

It is California, kind of surprised they would know the gender.

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No one knows the gender until the kid is like 5. That's when you might have to start the hormone treatments.

Evidently you can't go by "peeing sitting down" anymore.

Never could because everybody pees sitting down.

Hell yes, all middle of the night pees must be done sitting down. Nobody wants to turn on the light and you don't sure don't want piss everywhere.

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In the middle of the night I'm whipping my dick out and letting the chips fall where they may.

I just open the window. Fuck going all the way to the bathroom. That's for pussies.

its hard for me to browse the internet on my phone for 15 minutes when i pee standing up

You touch your own dick? That's like the gayest shit imaginable.

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That's gay?

Randal: She was pretty young, huh?
Dante: Twenty-two. Just like us.
Randal: An embolism in a pool.
Dante: What an embarrassing way to die.
Randal: That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
Dante: How'd he die?
Randal: He broke his neck.
Dante: That's embarrassing?
Randal: He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.
Dante: Shut the hell up.
Randal: I swear.
Dante: Stop it.
Randal: Bible truth.
Dante: Oh, my God.
Randal: Come on. Haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick?
Dante: No!
Randal: Yeah, right. You're so repressed.
Dante: Because I never tried to suck my own dick?
Randal: No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a fucking pervert because he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it.
Dante: Who found him?
Randal: My cousin? My aunt found him. It was a mess. He was on his bed, with his legs doubled over himself. My aunt freaked out.
Dante: Man, he had his dick in his mouth?
Randal: Yeah. Balls resting on his lips.
Dante: Wow! He really made it.
Randal: Yeah, but at what a price?
Dante: I could never reach.
Randal: Reach what?
Dante: You know.
Randal: What, your dick?
Dante: Yeah, like you said. I guess everyone gets curious and tries it sometime.
Randal: I never tried it. Fucking pervert.

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I hope they gives those clowns the bill.

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Wouldn't Great White have been a better analogy?

Narducy's best work is as a sideman.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

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Hawaii (fuck) You

RIP Douchebag

And yea, Split Single sucks