not sure why the twins keep bringing this scrub in to blow games. but good ab's for the sox.

This has all of the feels of a playoff game

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I hope you're right. I would just die to see the sox win this division. Loving it.

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Angel Hernandez is still dog shit

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Grandal had an excellent game as Hernandez is easily fooled.

Eloy... what are you doing...

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If you trade for Dyson why in the fuck is he not in the game there? It should have been caught.

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Good, Eloy bailed out by NY, although Eloy was right based upon the ground rules, you still can't allow that to happen

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Hes a liability in left. He's a fu time DH next season.

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and that's a White Sox winner!!!

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I love the win but Christ, what a shit baseball game.

Guaranteed winning season. Congratulations to all over season total wagerers.

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That was a playoff game right there, but damn Eloy...

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Good win. Sloppy game. Dunning needs to have a game tomorrow. Then Giolito and Kuechel to close it out.

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With the match-ups, this game was the one that worried me as Cease gives up hard contact and the Twins mash. Cease had control issues but he never gave up the hard contact so he did his job.

Nice to get a W without the long ball

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I don't know how they won. Put the lead-off guy on the first 6 innings.

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Not happening. I'd bet the mortgage on it.

Eloy was fucking Cadillac-ing it to get that ball. Carlos Lee is the perfect analogy.

He had enough time to be under it and waiting - he is just a mope out there.

If I am Dyson, I'm thinking, "What the fuck am I even doing here?"

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Really? He's awful out there. You need hard core defense to win championships. I want his O but his D is terrible.

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yep, only way Eloy becomes a full time DH is if his play in LF risks injury. So long as he is bad defensively but not physically hurting himself, he stays in LF.

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Dude he risks injury all the time. Runs into walls, nets. Cmon.

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He's just going to have to get better. It's LF, arguably the easiest position, so it's possible. Schwarber got better and he's a lunk.

Well thats fair I guess. And schwarber really did hurt himself out there didn't he?

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Nope, can't think of anytime that happened

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He has been playing decently out there the past 3-4 weeks. Today was his first blip in a long time, but it was an egregious one.

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Who are the left fielders that are appreciably better than he is? I'll give you Alex Gordon. Left is where you put guys with big sticks who are defensively challenged. He's fine in left. Especially when you have Robert who has tremendous range playing next to him.

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He's fine there for the most part. The issue is you have a roster spot for a guy to pinch run and play defense. In a tight game against your biggest rival with the division on the line, why is Eloy out there?

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It's a ridiculous argument. You know with certainty that Vaughn will be up at some point next year and Abreu will DH. Eloy is the LF for at least two more years and by then he will be so good we will not even notice his defense.

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What has Mazara done for Ricky that he should be automatically penciled into the lineup every night? It's not an optimal situation but I would go with Engle in at least a platoon.

Mazara has had his chance. He will be non tendered at the end of the year so its not like they should even be projecting him into the future.

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