I'm just going to unload for a moment. Here was my day.

Couldn't really sleep last night until about 1am. We got a call around 3:30am that my mother-in-law was having chest pains. She's 80+ years old. Nobody really knows her real age and she isn't saying.

We scramble around and my wife leaves to get her and take her to the hospital. Sure enough, she had a heart attack. Kind of JORR-style chest pains where she didn't believe it.

But she did. 90% blockage, got a stent and is supposed to get out tomorrow.

She's fine. You know, relatively.

Got an email from a community organization I used to be a part of that wants to fight to get kids back in school. Details are boring but I can't do it so now I look like an asshole.

Now I am having a drink. Maybe 2.

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You know me like that.

I am drinking Chill. Basically the island version of Corona. Best of luck with all that Dr.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Thanks. We're all good. Just a stressful day.

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Did you have to take a Covid test before entering the country?

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Sorry to hear about that doc. You know that you and the missus (& in law) have my best thoughts, hopes and prayers.

Best to you all my friend.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I'm having a fine Scottish whisky at the moment. Im flipping between sox and cubs and Jesus I miss football tonight. Thank God nfl went full season. I cant imagine this time of year without some serious NFL action.

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I’ve never met anyone who drinks fine scotch that calls it Scottish whiskey.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Well if we ever met for a nice whisky you wouldn't ever be able to say that again. Of course, it would require some extensive travel on my part but for a three fingers of a fine Islay and good company it is what it is.

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Perhaps we could meet somewhere for a ground beef sandwich and fried potato slices instead.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Ok i deserved that.

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Zippy

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Just tapped a 6th barrel of Tighthead Comfortably Blonde on the kegerator. Probably one of my all time favorite beers. Good stuff.

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Oh wow I missed this. Hope things have gotten better.

Long weekend ahead, not going back to work until Wednesday.
Outdoor wedding tomorrow in Schaumburg. I’ll call tonight pre-pregaming.

She got home today. Looked like nothing happened. She looks great.

And she’s 83.

Survived a heart attack and her underlying condition was COVID. Are we collecting those stats?

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Before I start a board war, she doesn’t have COVID.

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Glad to hear she’s doing better.

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Same here.

And now I'll probably spend the better part of the next couple of hours watching the 24 Hours of LeMans

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I feel as though a bottle of Bushmills 12 year old needs some company tonight.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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You know, everyone is all all like, "Oh, I wouldn't do that" but I mean, why not?

There is probably less than a 25% chance that the cops solve it and less that the evidence points to me

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I bet I could do stand up. I can write. I look funny. I'm not shy about shitting on the stage.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I think you would have a problem with political humor because, in the setup, you typically need to quote a politician said.

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One month alcohol free. My liver needed time to repair. Sober life is shit.

get the fuck outta here with your shameful sobriety talk

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I just sent off a rush of end of the week e-mails covering my ass for the stuff I was supposed to get done. This should cover me at least until monday mid day so I can bask in the warmth of another bears victory

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I wouldn't bet on it.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

As a true Saints fan, you should not want the Falcons to win Sunday .

We have done a lot of Sunday Fundays here over the last few weeks with bonfires in the evening. I believe we're setting up for that again this weekend provided the rain holds off.

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You would think that would be the case, but Bears fans are beyond annoying.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

There's a few good ones, but most of them are pretty stupid.

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