Surprised Hendricks is starting game 1.

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its Bears season. Priorities.

Congrats on evening the season series and finishing with a worse season record than a team that was expected to be .500.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Good call

Marlins uniforms are nasty.

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Does Hendricks know how to smile? He has a constipated look on his face most of the time.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Bryant actually looks dangerous at the plate again.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

He can be JDC’s DH (designated hotter).

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Hawaii (fuck) You

"Okay, they're done, what do you think"
"Pretty good, except I can't read the guys' names or numbers"
"So?"
"So isn't that the point of a uniform, to identify players on the team?"
"Oh, I thought it was to capture the hip and vibrant nightlife of Miami but for a 19th century stick-and-ball sport"

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I'm still not sure I would have hit him third with the wind blowing out to right. I may have moved Schwarber up a spot.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

They're not going to score today, are they?

the Marlins pitcher is pretty good bob. Cubs need to play playoff offense. Meaning manufacture runs and not try to hit a hr each ab.

Manufacture my dick

Javi doesn't know what that means either. Marlins give a gift and Javi's trying to launch it.

All I know is I didn't bet on it dumbass.

happ bomb. 1-0

Big broadcast delay. My mlb app gave me notice of Happ’s HR about 10 seconds before he hit it on ABC

turn that notification off. i hate it. it tells you the outcome of the play before it actually happens on the feed. Sometimes the delay is a minute or more.

Ross leaves him in after 105 pitches when everyone can see he's losing it and boom 3 run bomb.

looks like that's game.

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Fuck

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Feels like 2003



and yep I'm here because of Bob and Phil Reotardo

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

sox fans have invaded on queue.

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Wow fuck this

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and another hr

all hr's this game leading to runs.

5-1

cubs don't look like they're coming back today.

really not surprised or angry. Cubs seemed to not really have any intensity coming into this game. reminds me of that wc game vs colorado a few years back.

I go onto a webinar and it all goes into a fucking sewer.

If they lose this series, I hope both the Brewers and Reds win their series so that this team gets blown to smithereens.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

I was heading to the bar. Turned off the tv. By the time 670 was fired up down 3-1...then 5-1.


Sigh Chicago baseball.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I don’t blame you. Just shaking my head reading their trolling posts over there.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Marlins have a good history stacking up multiple runs in late innings at Wrigley.

if they can barely score 1 run doesn't matter who's pitching.

What bar? Need a double right about now.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?