Getting an alignment

Let's get through this together

What's goin on?

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Elections have consequences.

Sniff the tires for an hour.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Only took 35 minutes. My lucky day. Thanks guys! Great thread!

Guess your used tire guy does not do alignments as well?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Now at discount tire. Fun day off

I'm forced to drive into work because we aren't allowed to take public transportation and I hit a pothole going about 60 miles an hour so I think I'm going to be billing my company for this one way or another!

That will tire you out.

Please spare the puns.

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Those both fell flat.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

You're all treading on thin ice with this nonsense.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

you don't seem to have the best of luck with hitting potholes

When you submit the expense report, make sure you account for inflation.

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C'mon now. Let's stop using the same tired jokes. At least make an attempt to rotate them once in awhile.

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move

I used to sell tires.

There'd be a huge pile of used tires in the back lot that we had to load into a semi-trailer every couple times a year scheduled on the hottest day of the year and pile them up to the roof.

You'd be shirtless and climbing to the top of the inside of the trailer to stack them and burn the hell out of your back when it hit the top of the trailer like you lied down on a stove.

They were covered in fire-retardant green stuff. Those were fun days. I always figured I would get cancer from that exposure one day.

I decided not to make that my career.

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You know me like that.

Get a load of the inflated ego on this guy to deem his errands threadworthy.

Edit: dammit jawbreaker!

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Wow, Frank, I thought they were pretty well balanced.

Threads like these make it a good year in these parts!

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-- source

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I used to work at a scientific supply warehouse. One of my jobs involved packing fetal pigs, cats, and frogs into boxes for schools to use in biology dissection units. The animals came wrapped in plastic and soaked in formaldehyde, so I wasn't responsible for embalming or anything freaky like that.

The problem, though, was that roughly 10% of the plastic packs would leak while I was packing them, and sometimes I'd get doused with the preserving fluid. It burned like crazy if you got it on your hands or face. The fumes would make you lightheaded, too. But the worst part was seeing the dead cats--very often they were apparently stricken with terror just before they died, and their faces were frozen into horrified grimaces. The cats were supposed to be professionally euthanized, but something must have gone wrong with the batch I was handling that summer. The other packers didn't have cats like mine, but they seemed to suffer from more formaldehyde squirts than I did.

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That's horrifying.

We will die from cancer together, TM.

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You know me like that.

No doubt. I also had to pack volatile chemicals for that job as well. Leaks were a problem in that department, too. Let's just say my employer wasn't too concerned about meeting OSHA requirements for a safe workplace.

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Yeah, I can imagine.

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You know me like that.

Ever since I've read this thread, I felt a need to come up with my own pun... to contribute a chuckle to my fellow man. As hours went by however, all of the good pun words were taken. Inflation, flat, spare... etc. I try to come up with some pun based on "whitewall" and I'm getting nowhere. I start finding throughout the day that this is really distracting me from my work -- I am taking too much time coming up with a pun. I didn't want it to interfere with my job, but at the same time, I couldn't just let the joke go. So I decided it was OK if I thought about it during the day, but the intensity level had to be below a certain criteria so I wouldn't stress out so much. I wanted it to be very scientific -- I record my stress levels every hour, and it is on a point scale where the highest intensity should be no more than a 35 -- I call it my Tire Pressure Monitoring System.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

That’s really where the rubber meets the road.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

You're right.

The Pep Boys service center was open but the retail side is closed permanently. Kinda odd.

packers suck

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.