Outside of Tom Hardy and Christian Bale’s acting this movie is largely shit.

Saying that, I still think it would have broke box office records if not for the Aurora, Colorado theater shooting.

Never forget Christopher Nolan had a 3rd movie planned with Heath Ledger before he took too MANY pills waiting for one of the Olsen twin’s escorts to show up up to his NYC apartment.

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I watch it every time.

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You know me like that.

Let's have Batman spend half the movie in jail. Once in a while he'll do some push ups. This is what people want to see!

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Anne Hathaway in leather?

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Yeah I think it’s one of those great 1st act, or great 1st act and a half movies.

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Let's be honest: All of the Nolan Batman movies are uneven at best.

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This is the only review of the movie.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Every comic book movie mostly sucks but the dark knight movies are the best of em probably

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Especially Titanic

Nope.

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Negative sir.

Dark Knight is at least top 5 for me.

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This is my favorite of the trilogy. No joke.

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Same here.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Ever hear of a little film called citizen kane?

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I’m sorry.

I only watch comic book movies.

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Yup, for sure.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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Its hard to beat the Joker character but Bane was pretty cool. I thought the plot in DKR was more interesting. They blended Occupy Wall Street and The War on Terror stories into the movie that made it feel fresh. I like both. Batman Begins was boring though!

You know what? I think you might just be correct here for once.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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The "plot" was cliched at best. It's what you expect to see on a bad episode of Law and Order.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

I loved the Bane character. I liked it better than Ledger's Joker. People here accused me of trolling.

Troll.

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Elections have consequences.

Always thought Bane was shitty casting. Hardy just isn’t physically imposing enough to believe he can easily kick Batman’s ass. I liked him in Warrior and thought it a good choice at the time, but didn’t love the end result.

As stupid as this may sound I think a guy like The Rock would’ve killed that part.

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Cena, but idk if he’d had enough acting classes by then.

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I thought Hardy was great

I did too.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

The character is supposed to be from LatAm and a large human.

They cast a smallish British man.

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He didnt seem small

But I only knew a little bit about Bane because im not some huge fuckin nerd. I knew Bane as Poison Ivy's henchman from the Gay Batman movie, so my incredibly low expectations were shattered.

In fairness, you have thoughts about a comic book villain you want to share on a message board, so you’re kind of a nerd.

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