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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:55 am

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And I mean in the actual office. None of this work-from-home bullshit, unless of course you were on a work call.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 11:00 am

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 11:01 am

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What kind of class-action scheme have you cooked up here?

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Crick Ramp

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 11:06 am

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Of course

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Crick Ramp

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 11:07 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Hilarious.

Love Dave. And that skit

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 11:08 am

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Of course, in the men's room at work, while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.

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Peter North

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 11:11 am

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Yes, and I've gotten paid!

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 11:17 am

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Never expected Spiral Stairs having a mult like Whistler.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 11:50 am

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I got paid to do the dirty once once when I was a lifeguard at an outdoor condo pool. It rained, but the forecast wasn't for all day so I got to leave until the weather cleared up.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 12:07 pm

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Sounds like Rudy G. made an attempt documented in the new Borat film.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 1:50 pm

100000 CLUB

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I'm king of the county. Lord of the manner

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:52 pm

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Yes, in the shitter.

I've also stepped out of the office to do it in a nearby hotel bathroom.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 9:50 am

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There was a guy at work observed pleasuring himself at a urinal, on several occasions. He was asked not to come back.

The myriad of Navy veterans I work with recall a different attitude about such activities aboard ship/boat. I'd like to think they have changed their habits in the outside world, if that includes my job.

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 11:26 am

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No but Jeffery Tubin of CNN did

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/ ... -suspended

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 11:41 am

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HawaiiYou wrote:

No but Jeffery Tubin of CNN did

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/ ... -suspended

appreciate the dedication to the craft

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 11:50 am

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HawaiiYou wrote:

No but Jeffery Tubin of CNN did

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/ ... -suspended

What a coincidence between this thread and that news story!

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 11:54 am

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I mean, there's something to be concerned about with the continual blurring of work and home life, but jerking it on Zoom isn't the jumping (or whacking) off point.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 12:00 pm

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Bagels wrote:

HawaiiYou wrote:

No but Jeffery Tubin of CNN did

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/ ... -suspended

appreciate the dedication to the craft

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 12:04 pm

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When you jerk it at the desk, where do you cum? Right on the floor? Into a sock? CheapCharlie's mouth?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 12:35 pm

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Bagels wrote:

HawaiiYou wrote:

No but Jeffery Tubin of CNN did

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/ ... -suspended

appreciate the dedication to the craft

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 3:48 pm

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HawaiiYou wrote:

No but Jeffery Tubin of CNN did

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/ ... -suspended

The pure joy you must have felt posting this.

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 3:58 pm

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No why would I feel joy. Are you nuts?

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 6:33 pm

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I mean, I’ve tried to appreciate the HawaiiYou character, I just can’t

Bad mults can be fun bad sometimes , see Spicy Senorita

But it’s just that whole premise itself is not very funny.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 6:42 pm

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He's like what a dumb guy thinks dumb guys act like.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:11 pm

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Bagels wrote:

I mean, I’ve tried to appreciate the HawaiiYou character, I just can’t

Bad mults can be fun bad sometimes , see Spicy Senorita

But it’s just that whole premise itself is not very funny.

on shut up fucker

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:13 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

He's like what a dumb guy thinks dumb guys act like.

hey nimrod...you're the one who started this dumb thread...and you're calling me dumb? you're a fucking joke.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:36 pm

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Terrible attitude. I bet you've never even had an erection at work.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Have You Jerked It At Work?

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:45 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Terrible attitude. I bet you've never even had an erection at work.

Depending on his job that may be laudable.

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