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KDdidit

Post subject: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 8:13 pm

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Did he touch a Horcrux?

Currently not in the politics section because there’s no political commentary necessary, but will probably end up there soon enough.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 8:15 pm

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Remember those pictures of a couple Chinese doctors whose skin color changed to a hue like that because they had Covid?

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Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 9:00 pm

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Is that a jpeg?

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Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 9:06 pm

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 9:08 pm

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[extremely Fred Willard voice] I hope it was only his hands that turned black or his wife is gonna have a long night!

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Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 9:18 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Is that a jpeg?

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Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 9:59 pm

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Looks like Acanthosis Nigricans.

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Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 10:03 pm

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Have we considered whether he’s an actual corpse?

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:48 am

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That is frightening. Did someone pound on his hands with a hammer?

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Dignified Rube

Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 6:50 am

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Clearly he's on the verge of death. You can see it in his face as well.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:40 am

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trying out his Halloween costume

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Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:42 am

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He's on coumadin for some old person issue...which he didnt take into account before his recent trip to the gay dungeon shop.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:04 am

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It's a Mr. Hankey tatoo.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:21 pm

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Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:44 pm

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He didn’t know he wasn’t muted either...

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Dignified Rube

Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:30 pm

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He took the COVID vaccine.

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polster

Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:23 pm

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looks like he may have some blood clotting issue. So if you bruise you bleed internally and skin looks black and blue.

Senile purpura is benign, easy bruising that affects older adults. It's sometimes called actinic purpura. This occurs because the skin and the blood vessels become more fragile as we age, making it easier for our skin to bruise from minor trauma.

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Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:27 pm

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His face looks fucked up too.

I don’t know how to embed tweets or pics to show it, but he’s a very purple man right now.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:02 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

His face looks fucked up too.

I don’t know how to embed tweets or pics to show it, but he’s a very purple man right now.

This seems like a similar thought that NaSHova would have had.

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Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:09 pm

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Because you are stupid, maybe read some books educate yourself.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:50 pm

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Something is very wrong.

Cheap Charlie can you agree?

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 10:27 am

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Is there so much evil that it's physically busting out of him?

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:50 pm

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Is there so much evil that it's physically busting out of him?

China spiked his laxative when he picked up his last check.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:52 pm

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Saw on Twitter this could be a hydroxychloriquine side effect.

Or a side effect from bruising while on blood thinners.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 12:09 pm

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almost certain a covid related issue. blood clotting is prominent in moderate infections of this virus.

he looks like hes going to die soon.

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a retard

Post subject: Re: Mitch McConnell’s hand

Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2020 12:22 pm

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The tie matches well. :thumleft:

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