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FavreFan

Post subject: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:15 pm

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Anyone else annoyed with amber alerts during football?

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Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:17 pm

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Wow

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:17 pm

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Has anyone seen the Bears offense btw?

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:19 pm

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My Comcast feed is still dead after that alert, WTF

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:19 pm

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This should be a douchebag for parents who leave keys in the ignition at a gas station while their kid is in the car.

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Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:20 pm

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conns7901 wrote:

This should be a douchebag for parents who leave keys in the ignition at a gas station while their kid is in the car.

Who would steal a 2001 van?

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Heisenberg

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:33 pm

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Why can’t it be a crawl at the bottom of the screen like a tornado alert?

The Comcast alert has a 1980s Speak and Spell robotic voice with graphics to match.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:39 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:47 pm

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

My Comcast feed is still dead after that alert, WTF

Same thing happened during the Packers game. The alert repeated multiple times. I also don’t understand why the blurry word graphics look like they are from the 70s.

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Heisenberg

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:53 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Jaw Breaker wrote:

My Comcast feed is still dead after that alert, WTF

Same thing happened during the Packers game. The alert repeated multiple times. I also don’t understand why the blurry word graphics look like they are from the 70s.

I said 80s, but you’re probably right. My point is the TV Amber Alert is not logical. If I’m watching the Bears game at home in Kenilworth, I’m not going to see this van. Even if I live in the city where it occurs, I’m not going to run outside and look for the van—especially at night.

Now the phone alerts and overhead highway sign alerts are the way to catch this bastard.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:00 pm

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Heisenberg wrote:

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Jaw Breaker wrote:

My Comcast feed is still dead after that alert, WTF

Same thing happened during the Packers game. The alert repeated multiple times. I also don’t understand why the blurry word graphics look like they are from the 70s.

You live in Kenilworth? Move over Denni$ :wink:

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:05 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

Has anyone seen the Bears offense btw?

I actually thought that’s what triggered the alert .

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Heisenberg

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:05 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Heisenberg wrote:

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Jaw Breaker wrote:

My Comcast feed is still dead after that alert, WTF

Same thing happened during the Packers game. The alert repeated multiple times. I also don’t understand why the blurry word graphics look like they are from the 70s.

You live in Kenilworth? Move over Denni$ :wink:

Just a joke to make a point

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Heisenberg

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:06 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Has anyone seen the Bears offense btw?

I actually thought that’s what triggered the alert .

Now this is funny!!!

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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:11 pm

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I prefer children who don’t get abducted.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:18 pm

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I don't understand why it's necessary for it to repeat three times. And one came on during The Undoing last night that was a cancellation because they found the kid.

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Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:22 pm

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It’s a missing kid people.

Lock it up. Anybody watching this game is better served by 5 min of blue screen anyway.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:24 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

It’s a missing kid people.

Lock it up. Anybody watching this game is better served by 5 min of blue screen anyway.

Is missing the right word? It seems likely at least one person knows where the kid is.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:25 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

It’s a missing kid people.

Lock it up. Anybody watching this game is better served by 5 min of blue screen anyway.

Dude, I got it the first time. Little Liam got snatched at 79th and Roberts Rd. You don't need to keep repeating it two more times during the Holiday Baking Championship pie with egg nog twist bake-off.

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Heisenberg

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:27 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

It’s a missing kid people.

Lock it up. Anybody watching this game is better served by 5 min of blue screen anyway.

Agreed. My point is people sitting at home watching TV is not how you’ll find the kid.

The phone alerts and the electronic highway billboards are the way to go.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:35 pm

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Heisenberg

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:36 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 11:22 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

It’s a missing kid people.

Lock it up. Anybody watching this game is better served by 5 min of blue screen anyway.

Is missing the right word? It seems likely at least one person knows where the kid is.

Sick, but I did laugh.

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Heisenberg

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 11:25 pm

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

It’s a missing kid people.

Lock it up. Anybody watching this game is better served by 5 min of blue screen anyway.

Is missing the right word? It seems likely at least one person knows where the kid is.

Sick, but I did laugh.

He’s been found safe.

A guy watching the Bears game in Antioch saw an alert on his TV, got in his car, and tracked him down in Bridgeview.

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veganfan21

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 11:26 pm

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Oh, he really was found safe. That's cool.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 11:28 pm

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I’m also glad he’s safe. Just saying, pick a Tuesday to get abducted next time.

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Heisenberg

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 11:30 pm

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veganfan21 wrote:

Oh, he really was found safe. That's cool.

Yes, he’s safe. I took a jab at Antioch at the folly of TV alerts.

As a human and a Dad, thank God he is safe.

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Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 9:06 am

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I received an Amber Alert on Sunday for Putnam County. I never even heard of Putnam County much less have any clue where it is.

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KDdidit

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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 9:13 am

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I like kids who weren't abducted.

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Crick Ramp

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 10:14 am

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This thread is funny.

I was cursing at the amber alert last night. Felt like a dick about it and shut up. Then it came back on and I started cursing again.

Might as well send a carrier pigeon

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