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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 10:30 am

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Know what's weird, you can't screen capture the Amber Alert on your phone.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 10:53 am

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Crick Ramp wrote:

This thread is funny.

I was cursing at the amber alert last night. Felt like a dick about it and shut up. Then it came back on and I started cursing again.

I did the same thing.

First time it came on: "That's terrible. I hope they find the kid."

Second time it came on: "What the hell? They just showed this!

Jesus, a child has been abducted. You can miss 90 seconds of yet another shitty Bears game.

Why does this alert look like it was created in 1984?"

Third time it came on: "Oh, get the fuck outta here! If this is another case of some stupid goddamn bitch who left the car running with her kid in it while she went in to buy cigarettes and FDS the kid is better off with someone else. The fucking game is on!"

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 10:56 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

Know what's weird, you can't screen capture the Amber Alert on your phone.

Sure you can. How do you think I tracked down that dark blue 2001 Oldsmobile minivan last night?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 11:01 am

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Tad Queasy wrote:

Third time it came on: "Oh, get the fuck outta here! If this is another case of some stupid goddamn patriot who left the car running with her kid in it while she went in to buy cigarettes and FDS the kid is better off with someone else. The fucking game is on!"

I'm not going to lie...when I listened to it, it mentioned that the idiot parent left the kid in the car with it running, I ran out of fucks to give.

Then I remembered I could watch the Bears game on Yahoo Sports on my phone. So I did that while I waited and managed to see the Mack pick.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 11:05 am

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

Know what's weird, you can't screen capture the Amber Alert on your phone.

Sure you can. How do you think I tracked down that dark blue 2001 Oldsmobile minivan last night?

My phone wouldn't allow it.

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 11:45 am

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It's pretty easy to turn off Amber Alert notifications on your phone....just sayin.

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Crick Ramp

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 11:52 am

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BigW72 wrote:

It's pretty easy to turn off Amber Alert notifications on your phone....just sayin.

TV though?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 11:56 am

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Crick Ramp wrote:

BigW72 wrote:

It's pretty easy to turn off Amber Alert notifications on your phone....just sayin.

TV though?

If I hit the up/down channel button, it goes off of mine and back to the program. Just like weather warnings.

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Crick Ramp

Post subject: Re: Kids who get abducted

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 11:59 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Crick Ramp wrote:

BigW72 wrote:

It's pretty easy to turn off Amber Alert notifications on your phone....just sayin.

TV though?

If I hit the up/down channel button, it goes off of mine and back to the program. Just like weather warnings.

Tried that on my iPad. No worries

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