Who wants to admit it? We will not think less of you. I would actually think better of you.

Then, how much did you pay and what was the quality of banging said hooker?

Fuck off, whistler.

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Slick attempt at getting us to help you negotiate a price.

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Not sure how the question of paying for sex can just popp into someone's mind.

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Same way thinking who the fucking QB of the Bears should be pops into my mind. So that's a "Yes" for you. Thanks, Frank.

It’s late on a Friday and this is a board catered to guys who listed to AM sports talk?

Just wear a mask beardown.

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Covid times with a hooker are tough. Doesn't mean we don't try to get it done.

Hooker: Wear two condoms, mother fucker!!!! And it's gonna cost you double!!!

Beardown: Fine.

Careful with that ‘we.’ Best of luck though. If it makes any difference, COVID is probably the least of your concerns in the game you’re playing.

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I have. Cost varies wildly as one would expect. Some of the broads I more or less paid for nothing after seeing them and determined I wasn’t gonna stick my dick in her. Other chicks were hot as fuck and was very enjoyable.

It’s a expensive hobby and after awhile starts to dissolve your soul.

Well played

This is the kind of thread that's begging for JORR to pop up with a story

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I'll try my hand at it:

Back in college, one of the guys on my dorm floor was getting married, and his roommates planned a bachelor party. One of the other guys had access to a local fitness center after hours to hold the event- basketball courts, racquetball, pool, sauna, etc.

One of the big talkers was put in charge of securing the 'entertainment' for the evening, so we're all expecting Julia Roberts. He shows up late, with more of an overweight Whoopie Goldberg. Her manager was also present, who looked like Barney Fife's grandpa. Apparently, the sauna was converted to a $5 fellatio lounge. I took one glimpse and decided racquetball was more appealing.

That's as close as I can get to a JORR tale, hopefully he can rescue the thread!

When the feds took backpage down that was the end of an era.

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No doubt.

There’s still some sites out there but mostly scams or purely crackheads.

There was a straight up hooker that my crew used for several bachelor parties back in the day. She was a really cute little blonde. After she did her thing, dancing around, dildoing, etc. she would take guys in a private room for whatever. I never patronized her in that fashion. We had one bachelor party in a double suite at the old Purple Hyatt. She entertained several guys. She had a lot of stamina. One guy actually took two turns. A couple friends and I still have a joke/meme: "Jonathan went twice."

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

She around for the next club meeting?

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Unless you are a troll, I can't see having to spend for a hooker. I have a buddy (46) who is in an open-relationship and that fucking guy has so much sex with different women. They are mostly 40ish, divorced women just looking for sex. Most of the pictures he sends me are 6s and 7s but there have been some hotties too. And he is just using the different dating apps. He texted me last week ATOGM. Took me a second to figure that one out. And this guy is just average looking. He doesn't have a giant cock since he would have bragged about it by now.

I would definitely pay in order to do the shit my wife won't let me but I'd be too worried about diseases.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

Honestly man, it’s nothing worth bragging about, but paying for sex becomes like any other obsessive, compulsive like addictive behavior.

Dating apps can take work and some maintenance, and inevitably feelings on one end or the other can develop, which can be a pain in the ass to deal with.

Coming off my divorce a few years ago, I dove into dating apps and a lot of those are just designed to draw money out of you, and depending where you live there may not be a whole lot to choose from.

Again, I’m not saying it’s a good way to go about things but the sex worker industry is what it is because it meets needs on both sides of the equations.

It figures CFMB would have a sex for money expert.

Hey, just being honest

I'm not ripping you. It's just not surprising. Since I've been here, seemingly non-sensical subjects come up and sure enough, somebody makes sense of them.

20 replies in and not a single ur mom stopped charging me after the first time , CFMB slipping

Johnnie Two Times would have been funnier

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I went back to the VIP room at Big Al's in Peoria with a stripper. Got everything but vaginal sex and probably could have if I want to "tip" her more but there was no need. It was a great time.

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I tried one dating site when i first got divorced in 2013.....It didn't take long to realize it was just a weird game. I think I was on there for 2 weeks and quickly dropped it. Too much work.

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This.

My wife gets me excited while she is stroking me off sometimes talking about her letting me bang some of the newly-divorced soccer moms in our little circle, but I probably never would indulge. To much mess.

But it sure is fun when the wife gets me all riled-up about the possibility of stumbling into a nice "Birthday Present" type situation some day.

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We Now Know That JOE BIDEN has been COMPROMISED by CHINA! (let that sink in)

Election 2020-The Largest Fraud in the History of Mankind.

*If you believe that Biden won, you also believe that Epstein killed himself*

Sounds like something worth pursuing

Who gets handys from their wife?

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