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Crick Ramp

Post subject: Re: Who has had sex with a hooker?

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2020 9:41 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Crick Ramp wrote:

Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

DAC wrote:

Unless you are a troll, I can't see having to spend for a hooker. I have a buddy (46) who is in an open-relationship and that fucking guy has so much sex with different women. They are mostly 40ish, divorced women just looking for sex. Most of the pictures he sends me are 6s and 7s but there have been some hotties too. And he is just using the different dating apps. He texted me last week ATOGM. Took me a second to figure that one out. And this guy is just average looking. He doesn't have a giant cock since he would have bragged about it by now.

I would definitely pay in order to do the shit my wife won't let me but I'd be too worried about diseases.

This.

My wife gets me excited while she is stroking me off sometimes talking about her letting me bang some of the newly-divorced soccer moms in our little circle, but I probably never would indulge. To much mess.

But it sure is fun when the wife gets me all riled-up about the possibility of stumbling into a nice "Birthday Present" type situation some day.

Sounds like something worth pursuing

Who gets handys from their wife?

Are you suggesting everything he typed was bullshit?

You’re probably right. Was giving him the benefit of the doubt.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Who has had sex with a hooker?

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2020 9:51 pm

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Crick Ramp wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Crick Ramp wrote:

Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

DAC wrote:

Sounds like something worth pursuing

Who gets handys from their wife?

Are you suggesting everything he typed was bullshit?

You’re probably right. Was giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Honestly, the married man who seeks out an old fashioned raises louder alarm bells than the reverse cuck stuff.

I’m even starting to think his political predictions may not be on the level.

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Jbi11s

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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2020 9:59 pm

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I mean your wife bringing up banging other people is kind of a red flag, no?

Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2020 10:21 pm

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

DAC wrote:

Lol u let your wife control who u get to fuck?!? U sit down to pee too? :lol:

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chaspoppcap

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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2020 10:33 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Not sure how the question of paying for sex can just popp into someone's mind.

Really Frank, still? Wow I thought we where over this but yes. I have so what big deal.

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2020 11:24 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Crick Ramp wrote:

Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

DAC wrote:

Sounds like something worth pursuing

Who gets handys from their wife?

Who doesn't?

You can't bang all the time, and you can't get BJs all the time, but you gotta get a nut off when you gotta get a nut off.

It's pretty great.

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2020 11:27 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

I mean your wife bringing up banging other people is kind of a red flag, no?

Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

Just some married fun. Never cheated. No reason to. We've been hitched almost 20 years, though. Gotta keep things fresh and interesting. Verbal innuendo just happens to be one of our ways we accomplish that. I get a tremendous kick out of it, and she does, too. Everybody has their own ways. I dunno, I just get off on women who talk a lot of shit, I guess. Its hot as fuck.

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Crick Ramp

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 12:04 am

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Do you have her chant MAGA as you’re about to blow your load?

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 12:07 am

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

I mean your wife bringing up banging other people is kind of a red flag, no?

Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

That is literally the gayest shit I've ever heard. :lol:

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 12:25 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

I mean your wife bringing up banging other people is kind of a red flag, no?

Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

That is literally the gayest shit I've ever heard. :lol:

Hey, man, I'm not ashamed one bit - I'm actually bragging about it!

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 12:30 am

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Crick Ramp wrote:

Do you have her chant MAGA as you’re about to blow your load?

No, but I did recently discover the homemade wives & gfs cumshot page on reddit, and it is glorious!

You gotta love r/gwcumsluts! Might see your next door neighbor in there!

I wasn't even looking at porn when I wandered onto it! I was looking for a good deal on a some used power tools for my deck rehab project and VOILA!.

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DAC

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 11:04 am

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

Crick Ramp wrote:

Do you have her chant MAGA as you’re about to blow your load?

I enjoy those Reddit threads too.

In the convo about talking to your wife about fucking other people, my wife and I both agree about which of her friends I should get with if my wife were to tragically die. I also asked her if she would allow me to spend a night with Blake Lively if she got to spend the night with Ryan Reynolds. She didn't say no which basically means yes.

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 11:48 am

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

Crick Ramp wrote:

Do you have her chant MAGA as you’re about to blow your load?

This man out here jacking off to pics of other dudes' jizz. :lol:

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Crick Ramp

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 12:31 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

Crick Ramp wrote:

Do you have her chant MAGA as you’re about to blow your load?

This man out here jacking off to pics of other dudes' jizz. :lol:

Welcome to porn

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 12:37 pm

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Miss me with that gay shit. :lol:

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Crick Ramp

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 12:42 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Miss me with that gay shit. :lol:

How come we can say gay but not B. I Tch

I don’t get it

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Nardi

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 2:10 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Miss me with that gay shit. :lol:

Helluva good point.

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:11 pm

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Nardi wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Miss me with that gay shit. :lol:

Helluva good point.

Gotta appreciate good art and good aim.

You're only gay if you are gay, not if Spiral Stairs has hands-in-his-pants fantasies that you are.

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WaitingforRuffcorn

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:19 pm

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Don't ever disagree with Spiral on politics or he will call you gay. Such biting criticism.

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:24 pm

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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

Don't ever disagree with Spiral on politics or he will call you gay. Such biting criticism.

Gotta appreciate the elaborate effort he puts into his str8bait man-stalking. He is probably the top cruiser of CFMB.

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:30 pm

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DAC wrote:

Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

Crick Ramp wrote:

Do you have her chant MAGA as you’re about to blow your load?

When you're married, you either become a good negotiator, or a good masturbator! :safe:

Having a conversation with your wife when you are in the middle of banging her is probably the best part of being married. Sometimes, if her phone rings while we are underway, I tell her to answer it (especially if it is one of her friends), and we play a game of "how hard can you smash it without the party on the other end knowing you are getting completely nailed".

Gotta be creative to keep it fun!

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This Ends in Antioch

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:32 pm

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

You can't bang all the time, and you can't get BJs all the time, but you gotta get a nut off when you gotta get a nut off.

It's pretty great.

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:34 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

You can't bang all the time, and you can't get BJs all the time, but you gotta get a nut off when you gotta get a nut off.

It's pretty great.

If you eat lobster for every meal, it eventually tastes just like lunchmeat.

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Crick Ramp

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:37 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

You can't bang all the time, and you can't get BJs all the time, but you gotta get a nut off when you gotta get a nut off.

It's pretty great.

Why is it so hard for you to grasp that a dude might like his wife strokin his dick?

Seems completely normal

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This Ends in Antioch

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:38 pm

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

You can't bang all the time, and you can't get BJs all the time, but you gotta get a nut off when you gotta get a nut off.

It's pretty great.

If you eat lobster for every meal, it eventually tastes just like lunchmeat.

Don’t love the metaphor for this particular thread, but fair enough.

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This Ends in Antioch

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:39 pm

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Crick Ramp wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

You can't bang all the time, and you can't get BJs all the time, but you gotta get a nut off when you gotta get a nut off.

It's pretty great.

Why is it so hard for you to grasp that a dude might like his wife strokin his dick?

Seems completely normal

Cuz he’s not 15? Idk, no shame on anybody for whatever they like doing in their marriage.

But I’d suggest there are better things to do.

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Because you are stupid, maybe read some books educate yourself.

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:39 pm

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Crick Ramp wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

Crick Ramp wrote:

Do you have her chant MAGA as you’re about to blow your load?

This man out here jacking off to pics of other dudes' jizz. :lol:

Welcome to porn

My favorite thing is the look of accomplishment and the pride with which certain of the women display their trophy-like facefull of jizz.

They are damn proud of it, because they worked very hard for it - quite literally.

Even if the chick is not that ordinarily attractive, how she wears her jizz can totally make her look hot.

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:41 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

You can't bang all the time, and you can't get BJs all the time, but you gotta get a nut off when you gotta get a nut off.

It's pretty great.

If you eat lobster for every meal, it eventually tastes just like lunchmeat.

Don’t love the metaphor for this particular thread, but fair enough.

In keeping with the subject of the thread, home-cooking is always better than ordering out.

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Crick Ramp

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:42 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Crick Ramp wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

You can't bang all the time, and you can't get BJs all the time, but you gotta get a nut off when you gotta get a nut off.

It's pretty great.

Why is it so hard for you to grasp that a dude might like his wife strokin his dick?

Seems completely normal

Cuz he’s not 15? Idk, no shame on anybody for whatever they like doing in their marriage.

But I’d suggest there are better things to do.

That is a genuinely odd take man.

If a woman is willing to take your shit out and rub on it I fail to see why that should be limited to an age group.

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:42 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Crick Ramp wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:

You can't bang all the time, and you can't get BJs all the time, but you gotta get a nut off when you gotta get a nut off.

It's pretty great.

Why is it so hard for you to grasp that a dude might like his wife strokin his dick?

Seems completely normal

Cuz he’s not 15? Idk, no shame on anybody for whatever they like doing in their marriage.

But I’d suggest there are better things to do.

Receiving unsolicited road head is one of them.

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